If they get too light they might blow away, if too heavy, they might not be able to walk.
Why do we learn to spell?
2 Cats & 2 Horses!
If they get too light they might blow away, if too heavy, they might not be able to walk.
Why do we learn to spell?
Last edited by JALB; 07-24-2006 at 07:29 PM. Reason: to fix a mistake
I'm just your imagination
Soooo weeee can tellll what cuntry weeee r from!!!
What is a baker's dozen?
No matter what anyone does, someone some where will be offended some how!!!!
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Grandma (RB), Chester, Angel, Chip
Leonardo (RB), Luke (RB), Winnie, Chuck,
Frankie
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WHERE YOU ARE IS WHERE YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO BE!!!
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2 Cats & 2 Horses!
A million loaves of bread.
What is a bird?
Faux Punk Fatigue
A bird is a migic creature with a voice that can put you In a deep sleep and the only way you can wake up from it is if a bird poops on your head.
Why does the rain screem as it falls?
I'm just your imagination
You'd screem too if you were dropped from a million miles up and were going to splatter all over the place!!!
Do frogs spit?
No matter what anyone does, someone some where will be offended some how!!!!
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MY BLESSINGS:
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Grandma (RB), Chester, Angel, Chip
Leonardo (RB), Luke (RB), Winnie, Chuck,
Frankie
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WHERE YOU ARE IS WHERE YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO BE!!!
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Only those who hang around with grasshoppers!!!!
Can grasshoppers play a fiddle?
I'm just your imagination
Only at barn raisings!!!
Why do roses have thorns?
No matter what anyone does, someone some where will be offended some how!!!!
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MY BLESSINGS:
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Grandma (RB), Chester, Angel, Chip
Leonardo (RB), Luke (RB), Winnie, Chuck,
Frankie
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WHERE YOU ARE IS WHERE YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO BE!!!
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Registered User
Oh, how Dorothy39 loves those Kansas people!!!!
Roses have thorns so that fairies can hang their undies out to dry!!!
Are their really tornadoes in Kansas?
and Lola too!
Because thorns make them so soft and beautiful!
Where do you keep your toothbrush?
Lola, the mutt, 2 years old
Anita, the dachshund, 7 years old
I'm just your imagination
I keep my toothbrush in the basement where I hide from Kansas tornadoes!
What are sweat socks?
No matter what anyone does, someone some where will be offended some how!!!!
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MY BLESSINGS:
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Grandma (RB), Chester, Angel, Chip
Leonardo (RB), Luke (RB), Winnie, Chuck,
Frankie
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WHERE YOU ARE IS WHERE YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO BE!!!
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and Lola too!
Those things you wear in your hands to keep them cold!
What do you use a spoon for?
Lola, the mutt, 2 years old
Anita, the dachshund, 7 years old
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for hanging on your nose while bored!!!! also, to see how you look "up-side " down.
Do chinese people use forks?
Faux Punk Fatigue
They only use forks when there sleeping and dreaming of flying on a purple pig that talks In a backword language and when the chinese speak to it they laugh and start eating the pig with forks then after there done they turn into purple flying talking backword pigs.
Why do people say why when they ask a question why?
Registered User
It's an "inner Child" instinct!!!! Why do you ask!! woops, there I go again!!!
Why are all the Koala Bears in Austrailia?
This house grows dog hair
Because Antartica was too hot for them, and Africa too cold! (This is the wrong game!)
What does the word dog mean?
"To err is human; to forgive, canine."
-Anonymous
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