"The Little Bug that went KACHOO!"Originally Posted by Dorothy39
(Actually, according to Dr. Sues, he made a ship wreck, but the answer had to be wrong.)
Why did one little piggy go to market, but the other one ate roast beef?
"The Little Bug that went KACHOO!"Originally Posted by Dorothy39
(Actually, according to Dr. Sues, he made a ship wreck, but the answer had to be wrong.)
Why did one little piggy go to market, but the other one ate roast beef?
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The piggies' mom underestimated the amount of roast beef they'd eat, so the hungry one went to the market to pick up more.Originally Posted by Blackrose
What is a caramel apple?
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I've been Boo'd ... right off the stage!
Aaahh, I have been defrosted! Thank you, Bonny and Asiel!
Brrrr, I've been Frosted! Thank you, Asiel and Pomtzu!
"That's the power of kittens (and puppies too, of course): They can reduce us to quivering masses of Jell-O in about two seconds flat and make us like it. Good thing they don't have opposable thumbs or they'd surely have taken over the world by now." -- Paul Lukas
"We consume our tomorrows fretting about our yesterdays." -- Persius, first century Roman poet
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A stomach ache on a stick(is that a wrong answer?
) Oh well~
How many apples are there in a bushel of apples?
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There are exactly two apples and one very very full worm (burp) in a bushel of apples!Originally Posted by Dorothy39
How many eyes does a potato have?
No matter what anyone does, someone some where will be offended some how!!!!
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Potatoes don't have eyes.they have faces.ask Mr Potato head (who is eyeless )![]()
How many candy bars have calories?
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I'm confused here~ What is a Candy Bar?What is a calorie
( not to mention that I have to answer this "Wrong"
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Oh yeah, I remember now, : The Candy Bar!!!!~~~~Oh yeah, that's the ultimate card in the game ofCandy Land!!!No calories .
What is a Rubber Band?
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A bunch of musicians that can really stretch a note.![]()
Why do ducks waddle?
"Do or do not. There is no try." -- Yoda
Excellent definition of a rubber band, Catty1!
Ducks waddle because they get out of the water while they still have their swim fins on. It's hard for them to walk with swim fins on their feet.
What gives pumpkins their orange color?
Praying for peace in the Middle East, Ukraine, and around the world.
I've been Boo'd ... right off the stage!
Aaahh, I have been defrosted! Thank you, Bonny and Asiel!
Brrrr, I've been Frosted! Thank you, Asiel and Pomtzu!
"That's the power of kittens (and puppies too, of course): They can reduce us to quivering masses of Jell-O in about two seconds flat and make us like it. Good thing they don't have opposable thumbs or they'd surely have taken over the world by now." -- Paul Lukas
"We consume our tomorrows fretting about our yesterdays." -- Persius, first century Roman poet
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The orange color is because pumpkins are blushing. You should hear about the things that go on in a pumpkin patch at night!Originally Posted by cassiesmom
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What candy is the favorite of ghosts?
No matter what anyone does, someone some where will be offended some how!!!!
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Grandma (RB), Chester, Angel, Chip
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Leonardo (RB), Luke (RB), Winnie, Chuck,
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Frankie
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WHERE YOU ARE IS WHERE YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO BE!!!
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Oh, that's easy~ Life Savors![]()
What do witches hand out to Trick-or-Treater now a days?
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I"VE BEEN FROSTED
Little children's heads
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Who is the current president of the U.S.?
Bugs Bunny is the president now. Talk about Loony Toons!Originally Posted by sweetpatata6
Who is Ichabod Crane?
No matter what anyone does, someone some where will be offended some how!!!!
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MY BLESSINGS:
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Grandma (RB), Chester, Angel, Chip
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Leonardo (RB), Luke (RB), Winnie, Chuck,
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Frankie
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WHERE YOU ARE IS WHERE YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO BE!!!
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That's Bob Cranes older brother. He made a few cameo appearances on Hogans' Heroes ( surprise) before he became the ledgendary
star that we fondly remember. Whew , what a man!!!
What is the favorite treat for Trick-or-treaters?
Rest in Peace Corinna~ Well Never Forget You~
I"VE BEEN FROSTED
BBQ gummy worms!!! Tastie!!!Originally Posted by Dorothy39
What will be the favorite costume for kids to wear this Halloween?
No matter what anyone does, someone some where will be offended some how!!!!
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MY BLESSINGS:
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Grandma (RB), Chester, Angel, Chip
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Leonardo (RB), Luke (RB), Winnie, Chuck,
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Frankie
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WHERE YOU ARE IS WHERE YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO BE!!!
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A gas pump with next months price!!!!!BOO!!
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Ripening fields...squirrels burying nuts....flies congregating on the East side of the house..geese flying South......................................![]()
What are some other signs that tell us Winter is approaching?
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I"VE BEEN FROSTED
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