An "al dente" noodle!!!!
Does a watched pot really boil?
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An "al dente" noodle!!!!
Does a watched pot really boil?
I'm just your imagination
No they are too shy and prefer to get steamed when alone!!!
Just how crazy IS a bed bug?
No matter what anyone does, someone some where will be offended some how!!!!
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Grandma (RB), Chester, Angel, Chip
Leonardo (RB), Luke (RB), Winnie, Chuck,
Frankie
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Crazier than a *^it House Rat!!!!
What is Cold Cream?
we shot the moon
its milk getting cooked in the microwave
what is ice cream?
[muneca]&[chiquita]
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frozen Nivia!!!!!
Where do the fairies go during HOT weather???
dog masseuse :)
Why, they play inside smelly work boots, of course!
Why did the bionic woman's show get cancelled in the 70s?
Religion is a smile on a dog.
It's raining cats and dogs!!!
SPCA HOUSTON
HABITAT FOR HORSES
When it's in your best interest, practice obedience.
Everybody needs a Lillie
because she ate too many peanuts!
Therefore it caused her to go into a sezuire/coma and then frozen in time.
lmao
why don't dogs get brain freeze when eating ice cream? they just love it.?
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dogs seldom get brain freeze because their hearts are just TOO warm!!!!!
Do mother squirrels read stories to their baby squirrels?
I'm just your imagination
Of course, they read them stories about silly human children. Really makes the baby squirrels giggle!!!
Can sharks smile?
No matter what anyone does, someone some where will be offended some how!!!!
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MY BLESSINGS:
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Grandma (RB), Chester, Angel, Chip
Leonardo (RB), Luke (RB), Winnie, Chuck,
Frankie
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WHERE YOU ARE IS WHERE YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO BE!!!
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Yes, they imitate everything that they see on Television and at the Movie theaters!!!
Where was Howdy Dody buried?
I'm just your imagination
He was creamated at a Boy Scout Jamboree. He made a fine fire for roasting marshmallows and making smoors, then was scattered to the four winds.
How many pigs are in a poke?
No matter what anyone does, someone some where will be offended some how!!!!
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MY BLESSINGS:
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Grandma (RB), Chester, Angel, Chip
Leonardo (RB), Luke (RB), Winnie, Chuck,
Frankie
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WHERE YOU ARE IS WHERE YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO BE!!!
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come on--You KNOW it is 3!!!!!!!!
How big was John Wayne?
I'm just your imagination
About yeah high, pilgram!
Did Jack ever go back up the bean stalk?
No matter what anyone does, someone some where will be offended some how!!!!
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MY BLESSINGS:
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Grandma (RB), Chester, Angel, Chip
Leonardo (RB), Luke (RB), Winnie, Chuck,
Frankie
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WHERE YOU ARE IS WHERE YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO BE!!!
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Yes, didn't you read all about that??? Jack left the Goose's Magic Food in the Castle!!!! (must be the greed got to him!!!)
What kind of shampoo did Goldilocks use? ( I'm sure she tinted her hair later in life)
dog masseuse :)
Tegrin. She had a nasty case of dandruff. That is how the bears found her....the trail.
Set me straight. Was Cinderella's glass shoe a Prada?
Or a knock off?
Religion is a smile on a dog.
It's raining cats and dogs!!!
SPCA HOUSTON
HABITAT FOR HORSES
When it's in your best interest, practice obedience.
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