What do you ROUTINELY say to your cats?

[sirrahbed]

All sorts of sicky sweet stuff. I make up little rhymes with their names....

Hey Dylie Bean! How's mama's silly Dylie??

Robbie!! NO!

Aww Emily Bimily - such a sweet girl!

Robbie! NOOOO!

Lizzie Wizzie! How my sweetypie?

Robbie! NO!!

Eliot - my loverboy - gimmie a kiss!

Robbie! NOOO!!!

Nighty night time! Where's my babies??

Robbie! What am I going to DO with you?

[Killearn Kitties]

Originally posted by catnapper
Harry simple gets a happy voice saying "HARRY!"

Sorry to get a bit off-topic, but this reminded me of "Cheers" when everyone in the bar shouted "Norm"! I could just see Harry on his little bar stool.

[rg_girlca]

OMG!!!! I am dying here from laughter with everyone's responses.
What a great thread.

Daily saying is, "Okay boys and girl, mommy's off to work, be good, love you, won't be long.

My Katie gets,
Katie, "Shut up" as she constantly talks.
There's my Katie pretty lady.
Oh stop being such a "B****. What's the matter, PMS kicking in.

Chipper.
How's my precious boy today.
There's my special kitty. How you doing?
Chipper, you are such a good boy.

Mooky.
How's my big boy today?
"Crazy cat," as he tears up and down the hall.
There's my Mooky Mooks.

Poppy.
Hi my little boy.
Oh Poppy, you're sooooooo cute.
Come here sweetie. Let mommy give you some lovies.

Sades.
Oh Saaaaaaddddddeeeesssss. Be a good boy.
He cannot pass by Mooky without hissing and swatting at him.
Sades, NO! As he claws at my screen.

Willy.
How's my precious widdle baby boy today.(Said in a squealing voice.)
NO! Don't bite, as he is having my fingers for dinner.
Oh you are just too darn cute. (Said in a Shirley Temple voice along with the poutty mouth.)

[kittycats_delight]

My hubby also says I don't shut up talking and almost all of that is to the girls.

I don't want a nap! You guys can go to bed without me!!!

CCL I am forever saying that to my 2 girls. When the want to sleep no matter what time it is I am suppose to stop what I am doing and go immediately to bed. Lilith will just come back and forth a few times and rub against me and go back to the bedroom but Vixen will go on and on for about 30 minutes non-stop talking and if I don't talk back to her she screams at me.

now as for the things I say to them most often.

"I love you" said a lot.
" Vixen what do you want?"
"The litter is clean...I just cleaned it." to Vixen a major pain about her box.
"Are you hungry" to Vixen
"My pretty baby girl" to Lilith
"Vixen calm down" usually when she is climbing doorframes or hanging upside down from the cat tree.
"What? Come tell mom." to vixen when she is complaining.
"You looking for cuddles" to Lilith when she is being a big baby.

And bunches more but I could go on forever tell them.

[rkidsrcats]

Here's what is most said...

"Tiiiigerrr, get out of my water glass!"

"Pippityskip, pippityskip, pippityskip....." (repeated ad naseum)

"Sam, move please!"

"Yum, Yum?" (when calling William to go to bed - he's the nighttime snuggle cat)

"Tiger - time for a shoulder-ride"

"Honey, you can't be there right now" (CatDad usually talking to Tiger while working at the computer, or reading the paper)

"Where are my brushtomers?" ( add the sound of the brush on the carpet. Percy Peapod and Norbert come running for that!)

There are additional silly songs, jingles and repeated jibberish, but we won't go there...

[catmandu]

I SING, A SONG,TO MY CATS,ESPECIALLY PRINCESS,AND MICHAEL,TO TELL THEM HOW MUCH I LOVE THEM,AND SAM,ALWAYS COMES,AND SITS ON MY CHEST,AS MR SCARPPY,USED TO DO.
I TELL SCRAPPY 2,TO WATCH OUT,AS SHE RUND UNDER THE FEET,AND WITH MY POOR EYESIGHT,I DONT WANT,TO STEP,ON HER.AND I ASK POUNCETTE,TO LIGHTEN,UP,NOONE,IS GOING,TO STEAL HER DINNER.
AND JJJ3,LOVES THE WORD TREATS.
AND THE MEEZERS,LOVE HEARING,TAHT THEY ARE THE MOST BEAUTIFUL CATS,IN THE WORLD.

AND RAGNAR,LOVES,BEING TOLD,THAT HE HAS HIS FURREVER HOME,AND THAT WE,WILL NEVER PART.

[kimboe]

hahahahahaha...
I usually say " Oohhh...Duh..Bay Bee...!"
Or.." Hi...Ma Bee.....May bee Come" (and then she'll meow and trot towards me)
And i say it in a baby way or something like that!
hahahaha
We are all Crazy in love with our cats!

[Soapets]

"Shadow, you little SH$T! That's my foot! My foot is NOT a cat toy, and it is NOT meant for you to attack it and kill it every time you see it!"

"You little sh$t!"

"Shadow, leave your baby sister ALONE, you little sh$t!"

"Shadow, PLEASE get your little butt out of the way!"

"Shadow, time to EAT now!"

"Shadow, get OFF your baby sister and LEAVE HER ALONE!"

"You little sh$t!"

"HA! Let's see how YOU like being locked up in the carrier for a little while, while ANNIE gets to get out and run around and play!"

"Shadow, get OFF me and let me SLEEP!" (as he attacks me during the night, wanting to play)

"Shadow, quit picking on your big sister Angel, you little sh$t!"

(Shadow probably thinks his name is "Little Sh$t", as much as he gets called that! )



NOW FOR ANGEL:

"Angel, quit getting butt prints all over everything."

"Whatsa matter, Angel, is your happy home getting over-run by little varmits now?"

"Whoop his little butt, Angel!" (as Shadow attacks her)

"Aw, don't worry Angel, you're still my baby girl!"

"Oh, that feels so good! Doesn't that feel good? Ah, right there, behind the ears, is that where you want to be scritched now?" (All this as I am scritching Angel with my foot after she plops herself down in front of me and stretches way out.)

"Ok, Angel, DON'T bite the foot that scritches you! You bite the foot that scritches you, it QUITS scritching you!"

"I love you, my pretty girl."

"Do you need some fresh water, Angel?" (as she jumps up onto the kitchen sink and waits for me to turn the faucet on to a drip.)



AND TO MY LITTLE ORPHAN ANNIE:

"Annie, you're famous! You've got SO many people praying for you, all over the world! You've just GOT to keep getting better!"

"You are such a pretty girl!"

"Quit spitting out your medicine, you little fart!"

"Oh, I know it! That's so yucky! But it's just so you'll get better!"

"I know you don't understand why Mommy has to keep doing this to you!" (as I put drops or ointment in her left eye, or give her her Amoxi). "I'm only doing it because I love you so much!"

"Annie, you just need to get a little bit bigger and then you'll get to run and play and be outside your carrier ALL the time."

"Aw, whassa matter, Annie? It's not fair that Shadow gets to run around all over the place and you don't, is it?!"

"HA! Let's see what it's like for YOU to get to be out running around playing, while SHADOW is locked up in the carrier for a little while!"

"Aw, you're such a little sweetheart!"

[wolfsoul]

Just when I hit "reply" I yelled "Caleb! Get down from there!"

I most often say "move." It seems he is always in the way. Right when I open the door to go downstairs, he is under my feet. It's as if he wants me to fall down the stairs and break my neck. He also lays right in the middle of the hallway or entrance to a room. That cat has gotten stepped on so many times, but he's a few screws loose in the head to understand why.

[slick]

AWWWWW, did you have a good little poo poo????

...among other embarrassing stuff....

[RedHedd]

To Mitzi: There she is! My itty-bitty-pretty-mitty-kitty! or ... How round now meow?

Mishi: You big goofball! Mr. Goofy! Goofus, doofus. That's my big boybee! Hello Mr. Velvet. I love your fluffy butt! ... and when he's "having his way" with Muffy the teddybear: shall I leave you two alone?

and to both of them: You are the cutest cats in the WHOLE WIDE WORLD! and I love you munches of bunches.

[Fur&Feathers]

LOL. Good thread.

To Sky, I made up some silly thing...

Cute kitty, pretty kitty Skyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy.

(And of course I love you!)

[MULTICATMOM]

I, LIKE CCL, TALK TO MINE CONSTANTLY. I LIVE ALONE BESIDES THEM, SO I SAY ANYTHING...THEY DON'T TELL
BUT--I FIND MYSELF SAYING 'WHAT WAS THAT NOISE?" ALOT FROM THE OTHER ROOM
ALL HAVE NICKNAMES
SUNSHINE--MY SUNNY GIRL
NOSEY--NOSER
DOM--SUPER KITTY
DAISY--CRAZY
DOTTIE--MY BAY GIRL
JAS IS ALWAYS--PRETTY MOMMA
WHITEY IS MOST OFTEN CALLED--CRACKER

AT NIGHT I JUST LAY DOWN & SAY KITTY, KITTY UNTIL I HAVE SEVERAL

[krazyaboutkatz]

I say "I love you"and "You're such a mama's boy" to all of them.

To Storm I say "Do you want a butt rub?"and "You're my goofy boy". "Behave." "Be nice." "You're my #1 kitty."

To Sunny I say "SHHHHH!" as he's meowing very loudly for his breakfast or dinner. "Let me hold you like baby." "Get down!" when he jumps on the dining room table. "You'll always be my baby."

To Sky I say "Do you want a cuddle" when he's meowing at me. I also say "You're my doll baby." "You're such a big kitten." "Don't bite the hand that feeds you." "I'm so glad that I decided to adopt you."

[lady_zana]

Originally posted by sirrahbed
I make up little rhymes with their names....

I do that too!

To my girls as a group:
"Mommy loves it, yes she does." (I baby talk my girls a lot.)
"No, no, stay inside."
"Okay, get your drinkie." (They love to drink out of my bathwater!)
"Pretty girl."
"Oh, don't sleep on Mommy's puzzle!"

To Weezie:
"Come here, girl, Daddy's being a pooper." (When she bugs Mike as he plays his video games.)
"Oh! Sharp claws!"

To Eepie:
"Cally-co!" (Singsong baby talk!)
"Oh, I wish they call could be calico girls." (Singing)

To Grey Girl:
"Mommy's most beautiful Grey."
"Now now, let Mommy check your butt." (She's allergic to fleas so I have to check and back sure she doesn't have any or any flea bites.)