Hi folks, Allen here. I feel it is my duty to finally come forward and seek help! You see, there is something terrible going on around here.


What is it you may ask... well.... meowmie is compelled to NOT let us sleep. She "claims" we are just too cute and HAS to either kiss us or bring out the flashy box. She *tries* to say that she doesn't always use the flashy part, but we still know what she's up to, and it seriously cuts into the quality of our naps.

Here is some proof:
A sleeping Pouncer and a lounging Harry. Not for long


She manages to snap Harry with the flashy box


while my buddy Pouncer gives her evil glares in the hopes death rays come from one squinted eye and stops her


Things were bad, but tolerable when it was just the 4 of us... but I gotta step forward and seek aid when she does this to my defenseless buddy Beau!


I mean, kittens need all the rest they can get! Look at how wide eyed with fear he is!


Please, if you would, call the paw-lice and alert them to the terrible living conditions we endure. I cannot keep quiet any longer. Thank you!