I can't drive 55-Thursdays!!!

[Tubby & Peanut's Mom]

Originally posted by Miss Meow
I somehow got nominated for a committee to help make work more fun and exciting and the first meeting for ideas is today. I am an idiot for ever agreeing to this ...

Sounds like you're having more fun already, MM.

Tray, David's been polishing the crystal so the little droplets must have caught Mario's attention again.

Speaking of coats of paint......a little story from my past.

Back many many years ago when I was young and foolish, I was still single and I bought a house. Just a small two bedroom, just big enough for me and Tubby. The house needed a paint job on the exterior. One day I come home from work and there is this note on my door. It's a poem starting out with "Oh poor house" and going on about needing a paint job. Turns out the note is from my neighbor across the street, single middle aged guy, kind of dorky, seemed to be a loner type person, kept mentioning his mother....and no, I'm not talking about Richard you guys, stop! I don't remember how I ended up meeting him, but we did meet and he offered to paint my house during his week of vacation! I told him no way, I couldn't do that to him, but he insisted - so I let him. He painted the entire house, trim and all, during his week off of work! He did a great job, and I was sooo happy to not have to do it myself, but I still, to this day, feel guilty. I think he was lonely and was being a nice guy, hoping to strike up a relationship, but he just wasn't my type and I could never do anything but feel sorry for the guy. That was almost 20 years ago now, and I still feel guilty about it all.

So, to make up for that, I'm going to paint the bar - where's my paintbrush! Mario, you get to pick out the color! And I'll need another zinger to get myself started here.....

[trayi52]

Are we going to have little hand prints on the bar too?

Oh that would be cute anyway, what color did Mario pick?

[RICHARD]

Originally posted by Corinna

Are we giving a prize for the best car out there?

A 6 PACK OF ZINGERS!

David,

nice job, a zinger for you...
DONE!

MM,

Oh, We had an office olympics when they were here in Lost Angeles! We had a Saturday picnic.....some of the events were a bed pan race, a cafeteria tray race, folding boxes race...

You can have some free dress days...Hawaiian shirt days are fun....

A zinger for you..
DONE!

MoosMom,

SOTB, no sand.....DONE!

T&P,

I was out of work and decided to pick up some money by painting the trim on a house......It took me 2 1/2 weeks, I am thorough....I charged the people 125.00...they paid me 300!!!! I think I got his paycheck.

Out there there is a smitten guy with a Mom...

ZINGER for you!!
DONE!

[davidpizzica]

Originally posted by moosmom
*sings* Oh Daviiiiiiiiidp,

I'll take you up on that. I hope you have a better vacuum than I do. Mine sucks!!! No pun intended!

Make mine $ex-On-The-Beach, minus the sand in my bathingsuit, of course!

Believe it or not. As a sideline I rebuild Hoover vacuums!!

[DJFyrewolf36]

Speaking of classic cars...

I'll bring my Festiva...its ALMOST a classic...

I'll take a zinger...or six lol

[QueenScoopalot]

Why do you confuse me so? I look forward to the opening of the weekly cyber bar, and think it starts on Thursdays, but find it actually starts on Wednesday! Is it a different day in California? I'll have a wine cooler since the bar's open. Mario left little monkey prints on my glass top coffee table. I think he fancies himself to be one of the cutest male exotic dancers out there!(I don't want his head to get too big...but I think he is the best)! I think his little jeweled thong is whirling around on my ceiling fan! Great idea Willie getting him one with two straps in the back so his tail goes between them! David...need you here with the Windex pronto! Jan

[davidpizzica]

Originally posted by QueenScoopalot
Why do you confuse me so? I look forward to the opening of the weekly cyber bar, and think it starts on Thursdays, but find it actually starts on Wednesday! Is it a different day in California? I'll have a wine cooler since the bar's open. Mario left little monkey prints on my glass top coffee table. I think he fancies himself to be one of the cutest male exotic dancers out there!(I don't want his head to get too big...but I think he is the best)! I think his little jeweled thong is whirling around on my ceiling fan! Great idea Willie getting him one with two straps in the back so his tail goes between them! David...need you here with the Windex pronto! Jan

Windex is coming! Do you need industrial strengh? With Mario, Probably yes!!

[trayi52]

Well Jan, I was wondering where that little rascal was, he sneaked off to your house last night!

Sounds like that boy is dirty dancing now!

A beer would taste so good, right now, and give our dirty dancing Mario a beer too.

[QueenScoopalot]

Originally posted by david p
Windex is coming! Do you need industrial strengh? With Mario, Probably yes!!

Thanks David....errrr can you get that monkey dung off the walls too? I think it may have been slingshotted there by his thong!? It's a bit awkward for him to remove his thong while he's dancing and drinking his beers. Oh Mario you can dance for me all night, but the thong has to go....back to the diaper! Now if Willie can make that a fancy one Mario will feel much happier! Jewels, and glitter please. And another wine cooler please...though I haven't had one yet.

[captain]

Miss M,

What fun things did you come up with ............. how about a pretend SURVIVOR camp ...........

Work is crap, life sucks ............. hand me anything, I will clean it ........... and while you are "handing", hand me a drink please

[lbaker]

Spring cleaning seems to have turned into Spring FLINGING, but seriously folks.. Windex is expensive, let's use the old standby... vinegar and newspapers. Works like a charm. Drinks on the house and a thorough spring cleaning for DICKS PLACE/THURSDAYS. I mean, really guys - it's been a YEAR! LET'S GET DOWN AND DIRTY.. hahaha heh heh heh, not double meaning (I was going to try to spell endandries, endundries, andandres??? How do you spell that French thing?) but nevermind. MORE BOOZE FOR THE CLEANUP CREW!!

[davidpizzica]

Originally posted by QueenScoopalot
Thanks David....errrr can you get that monkey dung off the walls too? I think it may have been slingshotted there by his thong!? It's a bit awkward for him to remove his thong while he's dancing and drinking his beers. Oh Mario you can dance for me all night, but the thong has to go....back to the diaper! Now if Willie can make that a fancy one Mario will feel much happier! Jewels, and glitter please. And another wine cooler please...though I haven't had one yet.

Uh, let's see... paint scraper...gas mask...rubber gloves, yep, I'll get it off the walls.

[slick]

Been working hard here so I see I need to catch up (no not ketchup...that deteriorates brain cells )

Richard, may I please have a double BM with a splash of lemon with some of those huge garlic stuffed olives. Thank you.

Gee, I was missed last week?? That's a surprise. Glad to see you are all in the "spirit". I promise I'll try to keep up this week.

[davidpizzica]

Originally posted by lbaker
Spring cleaning seems to have turned into Spring FLINGING, but seriously folks.. Windex is expensive, let's use the old standby... vinegar and newspapers. Works like a charm. Drinks on the house and a thorough spring cleaning for DICKS PLACE/THURSDAYS. I mean, really guys - it's been a YEAR! LET'S GET DOWN AND DIRTY.. hahaha heh heh heh, not double meaning (I was going to try to spell endandries, endundries, andandres??? How do you spell that French thing?) but nevermind. MORE BOOZE FOR THE CLEANUP CREW!!

I'll take 3 zingers please, before i turn into a cleaning machine!!

[moosmom]

Davidp,

Sorry, I've got an Oreck. It really sucks!! (leaves streaks on my maroon carpeting). But hey, if ya do window, that's cool too!!

On a more personal note, I think we should raise a glass and make a toast to my friend Mike, who will be summiting Mount Everest tomorrow!!!

Mike, here's to you, good buddy! Godspeed to the top!!