You're nearly to 3000 posts!!
I can't wait for those 8 more until you finally reach it, so I made this thread early. Plus, it seems someone always beats me to it when it's time!

Congratulations to one of my favorite online and offline buddies!
I can't wait until 6000, 9000 and many many more posts from you! We really, really need some Duke and Flair pictures to celebrate!

We love you!!