HOLIDAY PARTY HORROR STORIES!!!

[joycenalex]

this one taught me a lesson....and i wasn't driving that day.
two years ago i got a new coat on the day of the holiday party, being winter here, i wore it. i gave my coat to one of my friends husband to hang up in the unattended coat room. i had a glass of wine during cocktail hour. i had a glass of wine with dinner. i rarely drink and ( now never ) during the workweek, so i was tipsy after dinner. when it came time to get my coat to go home, i couldn't remember exactly what my new, almost virgin coat looked like. i knew it was cloth, i knew it was navy blue, and that was all i could recall. i spent 20 minutes in the coat room, looking for my coat. so, limit your alcohol at the company party.

[RICHARD]

lol,
I bought two bottles of booze and took them into the office.....I ran into two of my co-workers while I was in the store..

I went to the bathroom and transferred the booze into my water bottle (i left the empties in the service hatch about the john..) took it onto the file area and started to spike people's drinks.....soon the assistant boss came over and asked me if she could taste my drink.....she did and then wanted to smell my breath........

NOTHING, NADA, ZILCH....

She looked at me and was stumped.....In all the excitement I forgot to get myself a drink!!!!

She was pretty pissed off at me...but she never caught me.

I learned that being hospitable was a good thing that day......

and that coworkers can be rat finks!!

[lovemyshiba]

Be careful where the pies come from!!

My stepmom is always in charge of making the yummy pies for our family dinners. One year, her golden, MacDuff, decided to "taste" one--he just licked the top of the pecan pie.
Rather than make a new one, or throw it out, she brought it anyway, and proceeded to tell a cousin that no one likes about it after she ate a piece!!!!!!!

We all ate it, no one died, but my cousin freaked out!!!!!