What do policeman say if an expensive mirror goes missing?
We'll look into it.
Cat mama to Phoenix
What do policeman say if an expensive mirror goes missing?
We'll look into it.
Furangels only lent.
RIP my gorgeous Sooti, taken from us far too young, we miss your beautiful face and purssonality,take care of Ash for us, love you xx000❤️❤️
RIP my beautiful Ash,your pawprints are forever in my heart, love and miss you so much my big boy.❤️❤️
RIP my sweet gorgeous girl Ellie-Mae, a little battler to the end, you will never ever be forgotten, your little soul is forever in my heart, my thoughts, my memories, my love for you will never die, Love you my darling little precious girl.❤️❤️
RIP our sweet Nikita taken suddenly ,way too soon ,you were a special girl we loved you so much ,miss you ❤️❤️
RIP my beautiful Lexie, 15 years of unconditional love you gave us, we loved you so much, and miss you more than words can say.❤️❤️
RIP beautiful Evee Ray Skye ,my life will never be the same with out you ,I loved you so much, I will never forget you ,miss you my darling .❤️❤️
Cat mama to Phoenix
he he these are my daughters jokes from school.
What did the man do when his hand fell off?
He went to the secondhand shop.
Furangels only lent.
RIP my gorgeous Sooti, taken from us far too young, we miss your beautiful face and purssonality,take care of Ash for us, love you xx000❤️❤️
RIP my beautiful Ash,your pawprints are forever in my heart, love and miss you so much my big boy.
RIP my sweet gorgeous girl Ellie-Mae, a little battler to the end, you will never ever be forgotten, your little soul is forever in my heart, my thoughts, my memories, my love for you will never die, Love you my darling little precious girl.❤️❤️
RIP our sweet Nikita taken suddenly ,way too soon ,you were a special girl we loved you so much ,miss you ❤️❤️
RIP my beautiful Lexie, 15 years of unconditional love you gave us, we loved you so much, and miss you more than words can say.❤️❤️
RIP beautiful Evee Ray Skye ,my life will never be the same with out you ,I loved you so much, I will never forget you ,miss you my darling .❤️❤️
Labby Girls N Spotty Boy
Guy takes his lizard into a bar. bartender ask the lizard's name.
"Tiny", he replies.
"Why's that?" asks the bartender.
"Cause he's my newt!"
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This one took me a while to get:
When you come to a fork in the road, take it.
new old school pillar
ummm...i don't get it....i hate not getting jokes cuz then i feel stoopid.Originally posted by Cincy'sMom
Guy takes his lizard into a bar. bartender ask the lizard's name.
"Tiny", he replies.
"Why's that?" asks the bartender.
"Cause he's my newt!"
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Nobody ever gets this one lol
A guy walks into a bar. Ouch.
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lmao!
Labby Girls N Spotty Boy
I had to readit a few time when I first read it in a book...read my newt as one word...maybe that will helpOriginally posted by G.P.girl
ummm...i don't get it....i hate not getting jokes cuz then i feel stoopid.
new old school pillar
i feel really stoopid now because i still don't get it...Originally posted by Cincy'sMom
I had to readit a few time when I first read it in a book...read my newt as one word...maybe that will help
6 hours, 7 minutes.
Me either...?Originally posted by G.P.girl
i feel really stoopid now because i still don't get it...
twitter.
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now she's slowly opening
new eyes.
BARK!
It's a play on words. Minute (prnounced my-newt) means tinyOriginally posted by G.P.girl
i feel really stoopid now because i still don't get it...
Meow!
Originally posted by Twisterdog
This isn't exactly a one-liner, but slick's comment above made me think of this joke. I, too, love this joke and no one ever gets it. Actually, I use this joke as the litmus test for men ... if he gets it, he might be potential date material. If he stares at me like a deer in the headlights, it's hasta la vista, baby.
Did you hear about the agnostic, dyslexic insomniac?
He stayed up all night wondering if there was a dog.
hah! It took a minute or 2, but I get it!
My babies: Josie, Zeke, Kiba, Shadow (AKA Butter)
All things serve the Beam
ROTF ..... that's hilarious ... and soooo true!Originally posted by Cookiebaker
My co-worker just told me this one today (I hope it's not offensive!!!)
Q:How many ADD kids does it take to change a lightbulb???
A:You wanna go for a bike ride??
"We give dogs the time we can spare, the space we can spare and the love we can spare. And in return, dogs give us their all. It's the best deal man has ever made" - M. Facklam
"We are raised to honor all the wrong explorers and discoverers - thieves planting flags, murderers carrying crosses. Let us at last praise the colonizers of dreams."- P.S. Beagle
"All that is gold does not glitter, Not all those who wander are lost; The old that is strong does not wither, Deep roots are not reached by the frost. From the ashes a fire shall be woken, A light from the shadows shall spring; Renewed shall be blade that was broken, The crownless again shall be king." - J.R.R. Tolkien
new old school pillar
well i sorta got that... but i'd never really heard somebody use minute to describe tiny...oh well...Originally posted by Shelteez2
It's a play on words. Minute (prnounced my-newt) means tiny
ok heres one...
Q: What do you get if a piano falls down a mine shaft?
A: A flat minor
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My dad used to say this when we would pass a cemetery:
"You know people are just dying to get in there!"
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