Wise Words To Live By...
I was reading a book (Chicken Soup series...) and I found this in here and I thought that it was cute and just wanted to share.
The person who wrote this has been adding things to her list for a very long time, and decided to send it in. She also got help from a lot of her friends with this list.
What I Wish I'd Known Sooner by Meredith Rowe
-Don't drink grape juice while wearing a white shirt and driving to school!
-Dropping a cellular phone into a bathtub kinda kills it...
-Your mother WILL find out if you dye your hair purple!
-You haven't lived until you've gotten a 48 on an Advanced Placement U.S. history calss
-Don't fall in love with someone who is more than one thousand miles away from you. It usually doesn't work out.
-Milk crates make boring pets.
-If it hurts...DON'T DO IT AGAIN!!!!
-Don't sprint around a pool if you're trying to impersonate Jim from Huck Finn.
-Zits always pop up when you seriously can't afford for them to pop up.
-Always stay after class. That's when connections are made.
-When in doubt, duck. When certain, don't bother 'cuz you're already screwed.
-While driving your car through a gate, always ALWAYS make sure the gate is open!
-Never pierce your bellybutton in the dark.
-Just because someone flirts with you incessantly does not mean he or she likes you.
-If your calculus teacher tells you to quit talking after a test or he'll give you a zero for your test grade, he means it. Really.
-If you like a girl her roomate will immediately start liking you.
-Don't take the SAT twice if you already have a good score in the first place.
-Learn to play the electrical guitar. Young women really dig it.
-Don't juggle knives unless you're really, really good at it.
-If at first you don't succeed, try again. Then give up. No sense in being ridiculous about it.
-Sticking things up your nose isn't the smartest idea in the world.
-You can't light fireworks in the basement and not get caught!
-Hair is flammable. VERY flammable.
-Dyeing hair strawberry blonde when it already IS strawberry blonde turns it strawberry pink.
-White dogs and black pants don't mix.
That's it.
If you wanna add something to the list...Do so!!
-Amanda-
Fur Mommy to Chloe, Clara, Dozer, and Max!
And mommy to my two little angels in heaven Scooter (1-07-04) and Dexter (1-13-04)
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