Out of the mouth of babes...

[Cataholic]

We were waiting in line at this art fair, for it to open. The line stretched through the parking lot. This woman was inching her car forward to get to the front row of parking spaces, which I could have assured her were already taken. Well, she was moving so slowly, but steadily towards the crowd of people in line, most of whom had their backs to her.

I said to the woman ahead of me that we all better move, cause this woman was coming through, and someone said something like, "what is her problem?" J yells, "IDIOT"...as that is what I say when their is a driver with skills lacking...I think he was 3 at the time.

LOL, she was, but, still...I think Grammy was embarressed.

[Laura's Babies]

My Captain's mother is dieing with cancer and he decided to shave his head because the radiation was making her loose her hair. He shaved it off after we were on the boat. Before we got off he told his 5 year old grandson, he had shaved his head and had no hair anymore. The 5 year old told him "GOOD! You had wore that hair do out anyway, it had holes in it!" (referring to his bald spots)