Dear Diary - It's My Turn

[Edwina's Secretary]

Dear Diary,

Once in a while we get to go outside. First thing HH does is head for the catnip bowl and HOG IT!!!

I waited and watched...finally she took a walk and I JUMPED....



It is so nice but I am sooooo scared. What do I do when she comes back by this way????

I know! I know! I'll just pretend...



I don't see her!

Obliviously,

Eddie

[Cinder & Smoke]

Try to 'pretend' you don't feel that PAW that's about to *SMACK* you
on the back of your head

[Laura's Babies]

I am laughing my Butt off! POW!

Ignore her? Right!

[caseysmom]

Who could hit that handsome boy, certainly not HH....she is too much of a pretty lady for that

[Killearn Kitties]

It's a brilliant plan, Eddie!
I hope you are not making your next diary entry from a feral colony somewhere though. HH may not be amused.

[Randi]

Oh Eddie, you brave boy! You stay there and you'll see... HH will finally respect you! You've come far!