Dog Quotes

[sumbirdy]

"Dogs feel very strongly that they should always go with you in the car, in case the need should arise for them to bark violently at nothing right in your ear."
Dave Barry

"A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself."
Josh Billings

"We give dogs time we can spare, space we can spare and love we can spare, And in return, dogs give us their all. It's the best deal man has ever made."
M. Facklam

"Whoever said you can't buy happiness forgot about puppies."
Gene Hill

"Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog."
Franklin P. Jones

"No one appreciates the very special genius of your conversation as the dog does."
Christopher Morley

"The average dog is a nicer person than the average person."
Andrew A. Rooney

"Ever consider what they must think of us? I mean, here we come back from a grocery store with the most amazing haul-chicken, pork, half a cow. They must think we're the greatest hunters on earth!"
Anne Tyler

"If your dog is fat, you aren't getting enough exercise."
Unknown

"In dog years, I'm dead."
Unknown

"Money will buy you a pretty good dog, but it won't buy the wag of his tail."
Unknown

[GreyhoundGirl]

We had to get rid of the kids... The dogs were alergic

[borzoimom]

lolllllllllllllroflllllllllll

[Dorothy39]

We had to get rid of the kids... The dogs were alergic

That was another great one!!!

Sumbirdy~ You've got a great thread on Pet Talk

I always like reading "Critter Crazy's " signature:

Maggie- If There aren't any Critters in Heaven~ then I won't go there!!!!

[GreyhoundGirl]

Thanks, it's my favourite, I made it up meself

[Dorothy39]

Thanks, it's my favourite, I made it up meself

Oh, You are providing me with another "giggle Attack" , and God knows I need one today~

Curtesy of ~"GreyhoundGirl"

I loved the Great Dane eating Popcorn on the couch too!!!

[Sophist]

Old age means realizing you will never own all the dogs you wanted to.
---Joe Gores

If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man.
---Mark Twain

We are alone, absolutely alone on this chance planet: and, amid all the forms of life that surround us, not one, excepting the dog, has made an alliance with us.
---Maurice Maeterlinck

A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of.
---Ogden Nash

Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole.
---Roger Caras

Who loves me will love my dog also. --- Proverb, Sermo Primus

There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face.
---Bernard Williams

[areias]

Those are good. Some of those I'd never heard of. I love this one:

"To err is human:To forgive, canine."

- Anonymous


And these:
"In order to keep a true perspective of one's importance,
everyone should have a dog that will worship him
and a cat that will ignore him."
-- Dereke Bruce, Taipei, Taiwan

"I've seen a look in dogs eyes,
a quickly vanishing look of amazed contempt,
and I am convinced that basically dogs think humans are nuts."
-- John Steinbeck

I have a great dog. She's half Lab, half pit bull. A good combination. Sure, she might bite off my leg, but she'll bring it back to me.
-- Jimi Celeste

Dogs are the leaders of the planet. If you see two life forms, one of them's making a poop, the other one's carrying it for him, who would you assume is in charge.
-- Jerry Seinfeld

[GreyhoundGirl]

I've gotta write some of these down... (grabs paper and pen.... )

[sumbirdy]

"No matter how little money and how few possessions you own, having a pet makes you rich."
Louis Sabin

"The greatest love is a mother’s; then a dog’s; then a sweetheart’s."
Polish Proverb


"A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down."
Robert Benchley


"Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that is how dogs spend their lives."
Sue Murphy


"Every dog has his day - but the nights are reserved for the cats."
Unknown

[TFTpwnsYou]

Here are 3 of my favorites.

"Dogs love their friends and bite their enemies, quite unlike people, who are incapable of pure love and always have to mix love and hate."--SIGMUND FREUD

"The dog has seldom been successful in pulling man up to his level of sagacity, but man has frequently dragged the dog down to his."--JAMES THURBER

"A dog is 'almost human' and I know of no greater insult to the canine race than to describe it as such."--JOHN HOLMES



*And a little poem I wrote for my best friend in this world.*

When there is nobody there to love me, there's you.

When there is nobody there to hold me, there's you.

When there is nobody to see me as beautiful, there's you.

When there is nobody to be there to comfort me when I cry, there's you.

When there is nobody to make me smile, there's you.

When nobody seems to care, there's you.

When nobody is there to keep me company, there's you.

When there is nobody who wants to be around me when I'm mad or cranky, there's you.

When nobody will listen to me speak, there's you.

When I feel I will never be good enough for anyone, there's you.

When my life seems pointless and I feel hopeless, there's you.

There's you, giving all that you can and asking nothing in return.

There's you with a tiny body, but carry the biggest heart.

There's you who will always see me as everything wonderful in life.

There's you for whom I will always be more than enough.

There's you, who will never judge me or the things I say and do.

There's you who will never hold anything against me.

There's you: My friend, my companion, my listener and love.

There's you, my dog.

[cyber-sibes]

What a charming thread! Here's a few I've come across...

"In dog training, jerk is a noun, not a verb."
-- Dr. Dennis Fetko

"When its raining cats and dogs, be careful not to step in poodles."
--Unknown

"If your dog thinks you're the greatest person in the world, don't seek a second opinion."
--Jim Fiebig

"Blessed is the person who has earned the love of an old dog."
--Sydney Jeanne Seward

"Thorns may hurt you, men desert you, sunlight turn to fog;
but you're never friendless ever, if you have a dog."
--Douglas Mallock

"Scratch a dog and you'll find a permanent job."
-- Franklin P. Jones

[sumbirdy]

Did you ever notice when you blow in a dog's face he gets mad at you? But when you take him in a car he sticks his head out the window!
-- Steve Bluestone

My neighbor has two dogs. One of them says to the other, "Woof!" The other replies, "Moo!" The dog is perplexed. "Moo? Why did you say, "Moo'?" The other dog says, "I'm trying to learn a foreign language."
- Morey Amsterdam

Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes.
--Lewis Grizzard

There are three faithful friends--an old wife, an old dog and ready money.
--Ben Franklin.

The other day I saw two dogs walk over to a parking meter. One of them says to the other, "How do you like that? Pay toilets!"
--Dave Starr

I went to an exclusive kennel club. It was very exclusive. There was a sign out front: "No Dogs Allowed."
--Phil Foster

He that lieth down with dogs, shall rise up with fleas.
--Ben Franklin

I have a great dog. She's half Lab, half pit bull. A good combination. Sure, she might bite off my leg, but she'll bring it back to me.
--Jimi Celeste

When you leave them in the morning, they stick their nose in the door crack and stand there like a portrait until you turn the key eight hours later.
--Erma Bombeck

Every time I go near the stove, the dog howls ...
--Phillis Diller

I've been on so many blind dates I should get a free dog.
--Wendy Liebman

My advice to any diplomat who wants to have good press is to have two or three kids and a dog.
--Carl Rowan

I bought my grandmother a Seeing Eye dog. But he's a little sadistic. He does impressions of cars screeching to a halt.
--Larry Amoros

I like driving around with my two dogs, especially on the freeways. I make them wear little hats so I can use the car-pool lanes.
--Monica Piper

It was a small town: Ferguson, Ohio. When you entered there was a big sign and it said, "Welcome to Ferguson. Beware of the Dog." The all-night drugstore closed at noon.
--Jackie Vernon

A man bitten by a dog, whether the animal is mad or not, is apt to get mad himself.
--George D. Prentice 1802-1870 American Journalist & Humorist.

[sumbirdy]

The more I see of the depressing stature of people, the more I admire my dogs.
--Alphonse de Lamartine 1790-1869 French Poet.

Revenge is often like biting a dog because the dog bit you.
--Austin O’Malley 1858-1932 American Oculist.

Man is an animal that makes bargains; no other animal does this--no dog exchanges bones with another.
--Adam Smith 1723-1790 Scottish Politician and Economist

Heaven goes by favor; if it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in.
--Mark Twain

The great pleasure of a dog is that you make a fool of yourself with him and not only will he not scold you, he will make a fool of himself too.
--Samuel Butler

My little dog -- a heartbeat at my feet.
--Edith Wharton.

She had no particular breed in mind, no unusual requirements. Except the special sense of mutual recognition that tells dog and human they have both come to the right place.
--Lloyd Alexander, American writer.

The poor dog, in life the firmest friend, "The first to welcome, foremost to defend."
--Lord Byron, an epitaph for his dog Boatswain.

A good dog never dies he always stays he walks besides you on crisp autumn days when frost is on the fields and winter's drawing near, his head is within our hand in his old way.
--Mary Carolyn Davies

They never talk about themselves but listen to you while you talk about yourself, and keep up an appearance of being interested in the conversation.
--Jerome K. Jerome, English humorist

Not Carnegie, Vanderbilt and Astor together could have raised money enough to buy a quarter share in my little dog.
--Ernest Thompson Seton, American writer and naturalist.

Acquiring a dog may be the only opportunity a human ever has to choose a relative.
--Mordecai Siegal, Contemporary Writer

Dogs are our link to paradise. They don't know evil or jealousy or discontent. To sit with a dog on a hillside on a glorious afternoon is to be back in Eden, where doing nothing was not boring -- it was peace.
--Milan Kundera

His name is not wild dog anymore, but the first friend, because he will be our friend for always and always and always.
--Rudyard Kipling

Faithful:
With eye upraised his master’s look to scan,
The joy, the solace, and
the aid of man:
The rich man’s guardian and the poor man’s friend,
The only creature faithful to the end.
--George Crabbe.