What is the worst thing your cat has ever done?

[jennawing]

Mouse shreds every new shower curtain we get within the first week.

Titus steals bags of dog treats and eats them and then pukes them up.

Booger once jumped off the top of a shelf onto the ceiling fan and broke the blade off

Booger also knnocked my husband's birthday cake off the top of the fridge, shattering the glass cake holder- and causing him to have no cake for his birthday.

Booger also sprays like a boy when she is mad, and she has sprayed everyone at least once- my husband several times. She will also spray on visitors' suitcases, purses, coats, etc- anything that smells like someone else's cat- so if you ever come to my house- better keep your stuff in the closet. She sprayed the TV once and it stopped working, but then again after it dried out, I guess.

That makes Booger sound really bad, but she's just been around long enough to have done more things. Mouse and Titus are the ones always climbing doorframes and jumping off the tops of doors onto your head when you walk by.

Hermie never does ANYTHING, so she hasn't done anything evil.

Not a cat, but Sirius the gsd/pit mix- peed on my router and had to buy a new one. He also peed on my bed 4 times in one week when we got a new dog. SO had to wash all my bedding 4 times, too- which is 5 loads each time cause I have several mattress pads. GRRRRRRR Then when I decided to close him out of my room, he peed on my daughter's bed twice in one day.

Chester the rat has taken out 3 ethernet cables, an mp3player, and a hamster. He has a new cage he can't escape now.

[aki]

Where to start--Purrz and Magic turned on the water (hot) and flooded the house ($1000), Spunk ate my keyboard and fried the motherboard ($600), Tad and Jazz each turned the stove on and started fires fires... OH MY GOODNESS!

We used to call Chuck the Tasmanian Devil when he was little. He poked holes in all our shower curtains with his teeth. Climbed the walls. Shredded the back of the entertainment center (was the kind with the cardboard fake wood looking back). Tore apart phone books. Chewed the feet and hands off all my daughter's Barbies then dragged them around by the hair.

Thankfully he hasn't broken anything. LOL

Once he got fixed, he settled right down and now is a good boy.

[*JTM*Coco*pi*Caramel*]

Hmmmmmmmmmmmm......

Coco-Opens the cupboard, gets her food out, tears it open and eats it, then throws it up lol

Coco-Ruined every center rug that we have ever had causing us to replace them 2 times a year!

Caramel-Ohhh boy to many to name but here are a few! Broke several glasses and vases, dug up house plants and broke the pots, ruined a rug that Mom had rolled up to take back and she ended up having to keep it! Constantly pushing his cat bed into the heater causing several smokey situations!

But I love them and wouldnt trade them in for anything

[orangemm]

Whoa! After reading about the other troublemakers, I guess ours aren't bad at all!

Fire, flood, shredded rugs and furniture, peeing and chewing Barbies? My boys are ANGELS!

[critters]

Somebody ate (then ripped apart) 3 sets of blinds; they peed on the dryer until it corroded terribly, and glass breakages are usually monthly.

Probably most annoying is when Spunk, my blind punk, launches onto my shoulder from a height, such as off the fridge; while I admire her willingness to attempt such a feat, her aim ain't the greatest, and her claws are evil..

The usual pooping and peeing applies, too.

[joycenalex]

i am soooo glad my cats cannot read....they don't need advice in this area

[Beauty17]

I just remembered two more things that my beloved one-time cat Myrtille did. When we were in our year-long temporary adobe in Santa Fe, someone (a groundskeeper, we think) accidentally let Myrtille out. Later that night, we heard meowing and we couldn't figure out where it was coming from. We hadn't realized yet that Myrtille was missing. Finally, we heard claws on the skylight in the living room. She was at least smart enough to see the light coming from inside and hear us in the living room, and she was standing on the skylight crying to come in. Fortunately, the house was low enough that she could hop off the roof into my husband's arms. On our way home after our year in SF, we stopped at my parents' for a week's rest. One day we heard mysterious overhead meowing, and it was Myrtille again. This time, she had managed to find a hole in the ceiling panels in the back closet, and she had climbed up into the rafters. With coaxing, she came down, and everyone was careful to keep that closet door closed from then on out. There are dangers everywhere for curious cats.

[Beauty17]

The worst two things my beloved one-time cat Myrtille did happened just after we got her, and I have mentioned them here before. Once, she stepped into the upright freezer and we didn't realize it. Thank goodness we hadn't left the kitchen when she started meowing from the darkness and the cold, or she would have been frozen! What a horror! And the other thing she did was when my husband was - um - standing at the toilet. She put her little paws up on the rim, watching the enchanting waterfall, and suddenly, without warning, jumped in under it!!! A bath immediately followed, and she did not try that experiment again.

Our beloved one-time cat Tzigane did a particularly bad thing when we were staying in New Mexico in a historic property that belonged to a foundation. We were there on a grant - my husband was writing. We had to leave a deposit for damage to the antique adobe house we were staying in. The cats were there under suffrance - with promises that they were extremely well behaved, that they didn't go out, etc. Tzigane liked to lie in the very wide wooden windowsill of the bathroom, for hours at a time, watching people go by on their way to the main administration office and their other private offices. This was naughty enough, since it annoyed the director. But what was the worst was that we discovered when it was time to leave that during her long stints in the window, she had whiled away the hours by "whittling" the windowsill! We were horrified! But a little sanding and Old English polish left the windowsill looking as new - or as old - as when we moved in. Bad, bad cat!!!

[Sevaede]

The worst two things my beloved one-time cat Myrtille did happened just after we got her, and I have mentioned them here before. Once, she stepped into the upright freezer and we didn't realize it. Thank goodness we hadn't left the kitchen when she started meowing from the darkness and the cold, or she would have been frozen! What a horror! And the other thing she did was when my husband was - um - standing at the toilet. She put her little paws up on the rim, watching the enchanting waterfall, and suddenly, without warning, jumped in under it!!! A bath immediately followed, and she did not try that experiment again.

Oh wow! Another one! Both of the boy cats that my husband and I have had did that. I cannot believe they actually jumped into the toilet and the stream! XD

[prechrswife]

I think our worst had to be when Chloe knocked my husband's glasses off of the dresser, and then my husband stepped on them when he walked into the dark room. Funny enough, when he took the glasses in to have them repaired, the people in the eye doctor's office were not all that surprised.