Dear Phred...

[smokey the elder]

You could send the evil clam juice postage paid to Saddam Houssein.

[lynnestankard]

HE HE HE HE!! Great ideas!

Lynne

[NoahsMommy]

Originally posted by smokey the elder
You could send the evil clam juice postage paid to Saddam Houssein.

DO it!!!

[gini]

Would that then prove that he has weapons of mass destruction?

[Tubby & Peanut's Mom]

Originally posted by gini
Would that then prove that he has weapons of mass destruction?

Not sure, but months old klamjuz might be considered some kind of biological weapon?

[Randi]

Clams star in popular TV show
Tragedy struck TV's "Sesame Street" Monday when
the neighborly Gordon was killed in an apparent
clam-related police shooting.
Though toxicology test results are still pending,
Gordon apparently was under the influence of
clams bought moments earlier from a dealer whom
witnesses identified only as Lefty the Shifty Sales-
man, when he flew into a rage and began strangling
the furry red monster Elmo, said Detective Sherlock
Hemlock of the Sesame Street Police Department's
Clam Squad.

"I guess he'd just had enough of that annoying little
****," said Oscar The Grouch, a resident of Sesame
Street who witnessed the incident. After Cookie
Monster, another resident, called the police, Officers
Biff and Sully arrived on the scene and shot Gordon
eight times. He was pronounced dead moments later.
Although there initially was some dispute over the
number of shots fired, Count Von Count, another
witness, said he was sure there were eight. "I love
to count," he told The Weekly Clam News. "Ah ha ha
ha! Vun! Two! Three! Four! Five! Six! Seven! Eight!"

Gordon's death echoes that of kindly storekeeper
Mr. Hooper, who was killed in a similar clam-related
incident nearly 20 years ago. Roosevelt Franklin, a
member of the street gang the Purple Clams, was
arrested and charged, and is currently serving a
30-year prison sentence. At the time, Franklin
claimed he had been aiming for Ernie and Bert, two
members of a rival gang. Neither was injured.
Lefty the Shifty Salesman declined comment on the
tragedy, although he did ask TCWN reporters if they
would like to buy an "8."
Big Bird, another resident of the street, said the show
will make reference to the tragedy in an effort to help
inner-city children cope with clam violence in their own
neighborhoods.

"Crime, crack and clams all start with C," he said.

[Randi]

Santas' Christmas Clams

To celebrate this joyous season, here are some of
our more entertaining Christmas bloopers:
Ralph Johnson used this tagline in an ad. for his auto
repair shop. "Try us once, you'll never go anywhere
again"
And just to show we don't really proof the classifieds:
"Dog for sale: eats anything and is fond of children."
And speaking of eating children, we ran this in an ad.
for Edwina's Restaurant: "Dinner Special -
Turkey $2.35; Chicken or Beef $2.25; Children $2.00"



And here is the latest news from our
foreign correspondant;

Clam Antivirus 2002-08-04 15:13 by Tomclamsz Kojm
Clam Antivirus jest Pet Talk wydajnym i otwartym
clams pakietem antywirusowym. Zawiera skaner,
narze?dzie do tworzenia sygnatur oraz do clams uak-
tualniania bazy Edwina przez Internet.
Uz?ywa bardzo clams szybkiego algorytmu wyszuk-
iwania wzorca, skanuje pliki clams wewna Pet Talk trz
archiwów, jest obs?ugiwany przez popularne programy
do skanowania poczty, kompiluje clams sie? na kaz?dym
systemie wspieraja?cym PHRED, wykorzystuje wa?tki, a
w przypadku Linuksa sam je konfiguruje clams.

[momoffuzzyfaces]

Originally posted by Randi

And here is the latest news from our
foreign correspondant;

Clam Antivirus 2002-08-04 15:13 by Tomclamsz Kojm
Clam Antivirus jest Pet Talk wydajnym i otwartym
clams pakietem antywirusowym. Zawiera skaner,
narze?dzie do tworzenia sygnatur oraz do clams uak-
tualniania bazy Edwina przez Internet.
Uz?ywa bardzo clams szybkiego algorytmu wyszuk-
iwania wzorca, skanuje pliki clams wewna Pet Talk trz
archiwów, jest obs?ugiwany przez popularne programy
do skanowania poczty, kompiluje clams sie? na kaz?dym
systemie wspieraja?cym PHRED, wykorzystuje wa?tki, a
w przypadku Linuksa sam je konfiguruje clams.

OOOOO, I have a headache. I had trouble deciphering all that. Let's see, all I got was: Baby Edwina is president of the Internet. Something about clams and Phred. Maybe Phred is going to be vice president of the Internet and clams will run amok? HELP!!!!

OMG , I am ROTFLMAO !!!!! I had never been on a thread about Phred .... IT IS HILARIOUS !!! And Randi , this picture made my whole household here wondering if their mommy was going nuts or so ....

Well , to tell the truth , may be , maybe they are a bit right .... (A BIT !!!!!)