I'm just your imagination
So you won't lose it in case you want to reuse it!Originally Posted by Dorothy39
that's a great one Cass!!!
Scissors are defiant tools, believe me, I think I own them !!! but for the life I me, I can't shake that secret out of each pair I have!!!!
Why does toothpaste stick to the bathroom sink?
What is a barf bag on an air plane?
No matter what anyone does, someone some where will be offended some how!!!!
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Grandma (RB), Chester, Angel, Chip
Leonardo (RB), Luke (RB), Winnie, Chuck,
Frankie
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A helpful object to fill with leftovers from the nasty inflight meal, blow it up, and then pop it over the head of that annoying kid who's been sitting behind you, whining and screaming and kicking your seat.
At least, that's what I've been using it for in my life so far!
So, why is all food that's bad for you so addictive?
I'm just your imagination
It's to keep you away from all those horribe veggies which, I hear, are even worse for you than junk food!!!A helpful object to fill with leftovers from the nasty inflight meal, blow it up, and then pop it over the head of that annoying kid who's been sitting behind you, whining and screaming and kicking your seat.
At least, that's what I've been using it for in my life so far!
So, why is all food that's bad for you so addictive?
What makes soda pop fizz?
No matter what anyone does, someone some where will be offended some how!!!!
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MY BLESSINGS:
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Grandma (RB), Chester, Angel, Chip
Leonardo (RB), Luke (RB), Winnie, Chuck,
Frankie
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WHERE YOU ARE IS WHERE YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO BE!!!
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"It's all because the " Earth rotates on an axis!!! " If it would just stop ~for a few seconds~ there would be no irritating " fizzzzzzzz"!!
What is a "quirk"?
Rest in Peace Corinna~ Well Never Forget You~
I"VE BEEN FROSTED
I'm just your imagination
Quirk is the favorite word of Martians!!! They go around saying: "quirk quirk quirk"! all day!!! Only they know what it means!!!
Why do we have belly buttons?
No matter what anyone does, someone some where will be offended some how!!!!
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MY BLESSINGS:
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Grandma (RB), Chester, Angel, Chip
Leonardo (RB), Luke (RB), Winnie, Chuck,
Frankie
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WHERE YOU ARE IS WHERE YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO BE!!!
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So if a button comes of our shirts we have the belly button which we can sew straight back on.
Why do people become vegiterians?
-Ellie
'If everyone else's opinion is what matters, then do you ever really have one of your own?'- Jodi Picoult, Nineteen Minutes
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Hmmm... people become vegetarian because you can do the most amazing things with tofu and Boca Burgers nowadays...
What is edamame?
Praying for peace in the Middle East, Ukraine, and around the world.
I've been Boo'd ... right off the stage!
Aaahh, I have been defrosted! Thank you, Bonny and Asiel!
Brrrr, I've been Frosted! Thank you, Asiel and Pomtzu!
"That's the power of kittens (and puppies too, of course): They can reduce us to quivering masses of Jell-O in about two seconds flat and make us like it. Good thing they don't have opposable thumbs or they'd surely have taken over the world by now." -- Paul Lukas
"We consume our tomorrows fretting about our yesterdays." -- Persius, first century Roman poet
Cassie's Catster page: http://www.catster.com/cats/448678
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That's a new name for Cotton Candy!!!(I'm Soy,~soooooo Soy~please accept my apology
What is meant by a "Ghost of a Chance?"
Rest in Peace Corinna~ Well Never Forget You~
I"VE BEEN FROSTED
I'm just your imagination
The phrase was originally "Ghost of Chance". Chance was the turtle who raced with the Hare in the famous fairy tale: the Tortoise and the Hare.That's a new name for Cotton Candy!!!
What is meant by a "Ghost of a Chance?"
After winning that famous race, Chance went on tour. Sadly, he was squashed by a tour bus when he didn't look before he crossed a busy highway. When someone was clumsey, people would say they had the Ghost of Chance - meaning to watch where they were going or they may be squashed by a tour bus too.
What are blue suede shoes?
No matter what anyone does, someone some where will be offended some how!!!!
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MY BLESSINGS:
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Grandma (RB), Chester, Angel, Chip
Leonardo (RB), Luke (RB), Winnie, Chuck,
Frankie
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WHERE YOU ARE IS WHERE YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO BE!!!
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The "shoes" that Chance was holding in his mouth, when he was squashed by that tour bus!!! They were intended to be delivered to the Rabbits nemisis, well, that took care of that, huh!!
Is there still room for *jello* after a heavy meal?
Rest in Peace Corinna~ Well Never Forget You~
I"VE BEEN FROSTED
I'm just your imagination
Only if you jump up and down to settle everything in your tummy to the bottom. Then there is room for jello on top.The "shoes" that Chance was holding in his mouth, when he was squashed by that tour bus!!! They were intended to be delivered to the Rabbits nemisis, well, that took care of that, huh!!
Is there still room for *jello* after a heavy meal?
Do squirrels ever forget where they buried their nuts?
No matter what anyone does, someone some where will be offended some how!!!!
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MY BLESSINGS:
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Grandma (RB), Chester, Angel, Chip
Leonardo (RB), Luke (RB), Winnie, Chuck,
Frankie
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WHERE YOU ARE IS WHERE YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO BE!!!
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Not any more, Squirrels own computers too , and they have learned how to "save" to favorites!!! ( they just click for breakfast, lunch and dinner now
Hey, can Rocky the Flying Squirrel still "fly"?
Rest in Peace Corinna~ Well Never Forget You~
I"VE BEEN FROSTED
I'm just your imagination
Yes! he is now the air traffic copter over Kansas City!Not any more, Squirrels own computers too , and they have learned how to "save" to favorites!!! ( they just click for breakfast, lunch and dinner now
Hey, can Rocky the Flying Squirrel still "fly"?
Why do some people paint their toenails?
No matter what anyone does, someone some where will be offended some how!!!!
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MY BLESSINGS:
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Grandma (RB), Chester, Angel, Chip
Leonardo (RB), Luke (RB), Winnie, Chuck,
Frankie
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WHERE YOU ARE IS WHERE YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO BE!!!
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Some people can walk on their hands, so I think they paint their toe nails just to show off their new Spring purse!!!!
What is mean't by "A Bee in your Bonnet"?
Rest in Peace Corinna~ Well Never Forget You~
I"VE BEEN FROSTED
I'm just your imagination
It means you should stop wearing hats with flowers on them!!! Bees love hats with flowers!!!Some people can walk on their hands, so I think they paint their toe nails just to show off their new Spring purse!!!!
What is mean't by "A Bee in your Bonnet"?
What is a goose bump?
No matter what anyone does, someone some where will be offended some how!!!!
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MY BLESSINGS:
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Grandma (RB), Chester, Angel, Chip
Leonardo (RB), Luke (RB), Winnie, Chuck,
Frankie
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WHERE YOU ARE IS WHERE YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO BE!!!
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