Haaaaahhhhhhahahaha!!!!!!!! ^Good one Dorothy. I fully agree. You crack me up
Yes, monkeys dream about them running the grocery stores and humans in cages.
Does a racoon make a good pet?
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Haaaaahhhhhhahahaha!!!!!!!! ^Good one Dorothy. I fully agree. You crack me up
Yes, monkeys dream about them running the grocery stores and humans in cages.
Does a racoon make a good pet?
Religion is a smile on a dog.
It's raining cats and dogs!!!
SPCA HOUSTON
HABITAT FOR HORSES
When it's in your best interest, practice obedience.
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Nope, raccoons crap on the pillow case , then mold your hair into ridiculous shapes with it!!!(Talk about nightmares)
Oh mY God, I just cracked myself up again (giggle feast alert!!!Code RED)
What color leash looks the best on an Opposum?
I'm just your imagination
The one in my tree told me she likes HOT PINK leashes the best!!!
What do frogs dream about?
No matter what anyone does, someone some where will be offended some how!!!!
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Grandma (RB), Chester, Angel, Chip
Leonardo (RB), Luke (RB), Winnie, Chuck,
Frankie
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Miss Piggy, and , Satin Sheets---but then, theres that dreaded, HIY YAH!!!!! to contend with. Those Poor frogs, no breaks, no free rides!!!!
Where does a centipede shop for shoes?
I'm just your imagination
At Shoes R US!!!
Can a fish ride a bicycle?
No matter what anyone does, someone some where will be offended some how!!!!
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Grandma (RB), Chester, Angel, Chip
Leonardo (RB), Luke (RB), Winnie, Chuck,
Frankie
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YES!! I was shocked when I saw one delivering papers, while watching "Sponge Bob Square Pants" ,
Is Dorothy Gale still living in Kansas???)
Sierra & Buddy's Mom
Not since she cut her hair.
Why do cats climb trees?
~Angie, Sierra & Buddy
**Don't breed or buy while shelter dogs die!**
I suffer from multiple Shepherd syndrome
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To make Sierra "Bark" in the middle of the night!!!
What is an "out house"?
I'm just your imagination
It's a barn. Sort of like a shed but bigger.
What do you give a cat that has bad breath?
No matter what anyone does, someone some where will be offended some how!!!!
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Grandma (RB), Chester, Angel, Chip
Leonardo (RB), Luke (RB), Winnie, Chuck,
Frankie
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A Bird Bath
Do birds use deodorants? I mean, what is all that preening for?
I'm just your imagination
Of course birds use deodorants. No one wants to be known as a dirty birdy!!
Do female kangaroo's wear lipstick?
No matter what anyone does, someone some where will be offended some how!!!!
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MY BLESSINGS:
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Grandma (RB), Chester, Angel, Chip
Leonardo (RB), Luke (RB), Winnie, Chuck,
Frankie
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WHERE YOU ARE IS WHERE YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO BE!!!
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YES!!! But their "Joey" opens it and makes such a big mess in that pouch right after mating season!!! ( those Kangaroos need to learn where to store valuables)
Okay, I've just got to know this one:
How much wood does a Wood chuck , Chuck!!?? (if they coudl chuck wood?)
I'm just your imagination
Being small, they can only chuck about a cord of wood when they do chuck wood!!!
What is a rubber band? *minds out of the gutter please*
No matter what anyone does, someone some where will be offended some how!!!!
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Grandma (RB), Chester, Angel, Chip
Leonardo (RB), Luke (RB), Winnie, Chuck,
Frankie
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WHERE YOU ARE IS WHERE YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO BE!!!
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give me some time
What is a rubber band????
Stretch Armstong --- Live----- In Topeka------- expanding the levels of Rock and ROLL!!! ( you ought to see their drummer in motion!!!) yikes!!!
What is a moth ball? ( mind your p's and : Q's)
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Originally Posted by Dorothy39
give me some time
What is a rubber band????
Stretch Armstong --- Live----- In Topeka------- expanding the levels of Rock and ROLL!!! ( you ought to see their drummer in motion!!!) yikes!!!
What is a moth ball? ( mind your p's and : Q's)
Moth ball- the worst ever Jaw breaker flavour.
What makes stars glow?
R.I.P my dear Sweet Teddy. You will be missed forever. We love you.
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