A Plea for HELP!!

[Cinder & Smoke]

Hi All ~

Whut'z been Happnin?
Nuffin too ex-citin; but a few more Furstz fur da Bowzer Boy...

Dad sed it wuz tyme fur our Heartworm "pillz" - we all get da
<munchable> montlhy Heartgard Plus - dey come inna package
sealed wiff foil...
Dad startz <zippin> foil seals anna STAMPEED beginz!
All Three gathured round da puter chair;
two offerin pawz an jumpin up & down;
wun lookin a bit "konfuzzed" but <waggin>...
We <gobbled> ouz inna *blink*...

All eyes turn to da Bowz... Furst Half offered...
"Whut'z DIS??" - He takes it an rollz it around inna mouff...
<chomp> <chomp> <chomp> <chomp> <chomp> <chomp>
GUD GRIEF - it'z not DAT big!!
<shallow> <WAG>
He'z not dat *thrilled* Dad, gimmie his udder half.
"BACK OFF!! ... Here Bowz - other half here."
<SNATCH>
<CHOMP>
<GULP>
NUTZ! ~ He *LIKES* em!

As begun dis week, ALL "outies" have been allowed wiffOUT enniebuddie
bein <tied> to enniebuddie else OR da porch...
Seemz to be da New Policie fur ebberbuddie (for at least az long
az it stayz KOLD out)... We'z ALL stickin reel KLOZE to da frunt door!!
Yeah ~ eben ole "Take a Hike Cinners" been reel QUICK onna returnz!

Da BIG 'Furst' kame last nite...
Bowzie "Moved Out" ...
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uvva Basement 'Partment
Dad sez "K'mone, Bowzie; let'z go downstairs."
'No Fankz! ~ I'd rather wait up here!"
Dad finally <caught> him an we all went down.
Whilst Dad wuz pickin up hiz LilBed; Bowzie <dashed> back UP
an wuz tryin to sit onna top step

Dad set hiz LilBed up inna korner asside da TV Stand anna klozit door
an tied a lil ropey wiffa klip onna end to da bed foot.
Bowzie wuzint payin NO attenshun; so when BedTyme kame around
he dint wanna "come" when Dad kalled.

He figgered it out purdy quick after Dad <herded> him inna BunkRoom!
We fink he spent a lil tyme onna LilBed;
but he wuz ketcihn Zzzz's onna floor on Dad'z side uvaa BigBid dis mornin.
No <chomp> markz onna ropey; se he must notta tried ta <flee>.

Onlee wun a lil UPPYset by da change in Howzin Arrangementz
wuz Da KAT! ~ He must notta Read da Memo...

Ole Bootsie <strolled> inna BunkRoom bout Oh:dark:Thirty - prolly
plannin on jumpin onn BigBed an krashin onna bookcase.
We heard a <bump> <*GASP*> anna Kat <landed> on Dad
wiifa KLAWZ *OUT* ... then <LEAPED> onna back window sill!

"Sun Uvva *----!! ~~ WHO PARKED dat DAWG THERE onna Floor!!!????"

READ yur Fambly Memoz an ya'd knowe whut wuz goin on, Kat!

Dad'z gonna need a lil RE-trainin, too...
He almost <smushed> da Bowz when Dad jumped outta bed dis mornin!

Nudder ROAD TRIP dis afternoon...
Dad *noticed* da KRUNCHIE Supply inna Garbich Kan dropped a lil
faster than normal ... "We need summore Krunch!"

HEY, Dad! ~ Dis izzint da Krunch Shop... It'z da DAWG KETCHER's Joint!
Yur NOT <turnin> Bowz inta THEM, are ya!!??

"RELAXE!! ~ He needz a License Plate!"
WHEEEEEW!! - Dont <skare> us like dat!!

Dad went in wiffa Cheque Bookie; den kame out wiff wunna da Ketcher Guyz!
HIDE, Bowzie, they're comin ta GET'cha!! ~
We started <*BARKIN> reel NASTIE-Like.
Dad reached in ta get a leash to pull Bowzie out...
He made a <BREAK fur It>!! ~ <ZIPP>
Dad anna Ketcher Guy boff <grabbed> him affore it got outta da kar.
More <NASTIE BARKIN> frumma back seat!!
"SHUT UP!! ~ He just wantz to *LOOK*!! ~ I've GOT his Tag!"
Bowzie <pranced> around inna parkin lot.

Ketcher Guy ses "OMG!! ~ He might BE a 'Shepherd / CORGI Mix' -
I really dint Believe you!! ~ He sure is CUTE!!"
Bowzie <*WAGGED*>!

It all started wiff Doc Mike.
Doc took Wun Look at da Bowz an sed "Shepherd and CORGI" fur SHURE!!
Doc sed da VET wuz suppozed to list da TWO "Predominant" Breeds
onna Rabies Certificate - an he sed wiff Bowzie's "short" legz
an other Body Features, he hadda go wiff CORGI az bein a
BIG part of da Bowz's past!

Ketcher Guy wuz typin Bowzie inna puter an kept askin Dad:
"Shepherd and CORGI!??? ~ Ya SURE bout dat?"
Dad sed "YUP - Dat'z whut da DOC sed! - C'mone out an taka LOOK!"
An so he DID!

So Bowzie is Officiallie # 23727 - a "Mixed Shepherd / CORGI"


Off to da Krunchie Shop...
Dad hauled out a Big Bag anna kupla TREET boxez an baggiez.
Lookz like we'll be <eatin> OK fur a while!!

Bout tyme ta jump onna BigBed.
Gotta <find> da Kat an *re-mynd" him to WATCH where he'z walkin tanite!

Niterz!!
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