Not much ta RE-port tuday...
NO major (nor minor) Crisiseez...
.. NO messez...
.. NO Kat Chazin...
.. NO Argumentz...
... WHUT did we DO????

Eben tho it wus Warm(ER) outside;
da Bowz took ALLUA hiz *outiez* SANZ tetherz or Y-Thingiez...
"FREE-azza-Burd" - but nebber left da yard!!

He'z usually onna porch - *waitin* fur da door ta <open> -
AND a Bisquit to be offered -
affore Dad <opinz> it!!
(Da Boy is makin SUMMA us look bad!!)

Dad wus gettin <booooored> bein sicklee an hadda sudden hankerin
fur a SubbieWay Sub fur dinner... an since dey dont DE-liver ~

ROAD TRIP!!
Ebberbuddie inna Bus an *off we went*...
Bot gas fur da Bus...
(Gas-Gurl sez ta Dad: "Thunk ya onlee had two Dawgz...
I see THREE Hedz inna back seat!!"
Dad sez: "Yeah... there's THREE in there! Itzza LOONG Storrie...")

Lotta <*SNIFFIN*> atta Baggie onna frunt seat onna way home!

LOW part uvva day kame when we gotz home...
Dad'z been noticin a lotta *Tap Danzin* when we pass thru
da kitchin... he'z been <lookin> atta Paw Nailz...


Awwww, Dad - not da dredded Toe Choppers!
NUTZ!
Cinnerz went furst (she dont **SKREEME** - just triez ta <snatch>
da pwaz away frum Dad).
SmokeMutt went next... YUP! **SKREEMED* fur each toe onna furst paw!
Dad sez he'z gettin "better" - onlee <flinchez> on each kut
aftur da first few.
Dad getz a LIL bit better Ko-Operashun since he'z been "treetin"
aftur each paw.

Ohhh, BOWSER... Dad wunts ta "see" ya...
Bowzie wuz onna veranda, <lookin> down atta garage door...
"NOPE!! Not commin inna garage... dat leadz to my 'partment!!
Too urlee fur Bed-Tyme!!"

Dad <suckered> him inna frunt door; then led him dow to da Nail Saloon.
No *skreemin* - so he must notta put up a fite.
Kame back up <lickin> hiz chopz an sayin his feetz feel phunnie -
jest like a kupla weeks ago aftur he visited da Beauty Shoppe.

Now Dinner'z DUN... an itz bout tyme fur a Nappie!

/s/ da Three Amigoz
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