.
Dad sed when he looked at da Thermo Stick!!

Lil "nippie" outside, Dad?
Let's go fur a walkie.

"Are you NUTZ!?? ... But Bowzie needs a "stroll".
Hmmmmmmmm..."

Dad went down ta <spring> Bowser; and kame up wiff him ANNA Y-Thingy.

Klipped it on Bowser and asked SmokeMutt ta "C-mere, pleeze."

?????

<KLIPP> went da udder end of da Y-Thingy ON SmokeMutt.

"Mynd da bushez, treez, an fence posts, Smoke!!
Don't wanna have ta come out an "rescue" you guyz!"

Smoke: Awwww, Dad! Why ME??

"Kuz you're da GUD Child an won't lead him astray!"

Smoke: Awww, NUTZ!!
Well ~ C'mone, Bowzie - try ta keep up!

Da "Boyz" impressed Dad!!
No *snarl-ups* on immovable objektz - even *missed* da Bush
in frunta da veranda! I bet SmokeMutt jest got hired azza
Dawggie-Sitter an Tour-Guide!

Later...
<*KLUNK*>
Whut wuz DAT??
I'll go check, sez Cinder... <dashez> off to da livin room.
<returnz>
Well, whut WUZ dat noize?
Jest our chonker bone <bumpin> into a dinin room chair leg.

Uhhhh; all by ITSELF!??
Not 'zaktly; Bowzie wuz checkin it out.
Oooooh; guess datz OK - we gotz sum *sparez* layin around.

Aftur Brunch...
Wunna go OUT!???
<wag1> <wag2> <wag3>

<*KLIPZ*> #2 to Bowsie...
Awww, DAD!! I took him da Last Tyme!!!

And such a Fine Job ya did, Smokey-my-Lad!!
Keep up da Gud Werk!! ~ Have PHUNN!

Awww, NUTZ!!!
C'mone, Bowzie! ... We gotz placez to go an smellz ta <sniff>!

Later...
Come ONNNNN, Bowzie!!! - It'z KOLD out here!!!!
I'z not wearin a RUG like you gotz on!!

*I* <<LIKE>> this idea!!!!
Self-Walkin Dawgz!!!!

Sutta thunk of this YEARS ago!!

/s/ da Bus Driver