Safe, Sound, Unharmed, Undamaged, None the worse for Wear,
and HAPPIE!

"Say WHAT??" you say?

Just "confirmed" what I suspected all along...

The lil S---Head **IS**
a ... Door-Darter!!

Fiur Meetin this mornin... ebberbuddie gotz an "outie", but
no breakfast... "I'll be Rite Back."

Sed da FurKids!

"Well, HEY, I'm back before DINNER Tyme!"

"<grumble> <grumble> OPEN da dang DOOR!
Summa us gotta *pee*!!!"

On the way IN I brought Bowser UP from his 'partment...
The three "regulars" were offered an "outie";
plan was to "hook up" da Bowser Boy for a "tethered" outie...

# 1, #2, #3 out & BLOCK the door while I fetch the tether on the porch...

Tether in hand, re-blocking door, reach down to complete hook-up
on #4 and <*Zippppp*> - - #4 Be GONE!!!

Son uvva ?---!!!!

Gotta give him credit (or he's dumm) - the Lil BRAT didn't GO
very far... Never left the yard.

Put a LOTTA miles in checkin the place out,
but never got ONto the road, didn't do a Meet & Greet with
the neighbor's HORSES...

But SURE didn't "COME", either!

Cinder dispatched to "Go GET him!
(Or at least FOLLOW him!!) I'll get da Bus"

TWENTY minutes later, my feet soaked, he WAS stayin "close";
just NOT ready to "come IN"!

He'd romp into the garage, look & RUN back out.
Final "fix"??
ME upstairs <lookin> down from above, garage door open a foot...
Cinder In & Out with the BRAT close on her heels...

INTO the garage they go...
<Punch> the upstairs remote button...
<*SLAM*> goes the door!

GOT'cha!!

Ever find it "difficult" to <Talk Happie> when you'd like to
<STRANGLE> one of the 4-Leggers!????

I'm STILL <shakin>!!

Cali sez "See Ya!!
Mom & Dad back home;
I'm outta here to return her uppa street.

*Memo to self:
When "blocking" door -
Keep yur LEGS TOGETHER, Stoopid!!



/s/ da DUMM Bus Driver
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