I was listening to the morning radio host talk about moving in with his fiance...

They had delegated a pile to take, a pile to throw away and a pile to give to charity. He piled the 'stuff to keep' on the sidewalk.

He caught someone putting an old recliner next to the stuff he was keeping!!


When the charity truck came by they refused to take some of the stuff.

The conversation...

Charity: "We can't take this "

Host: "Why not?"

C: "It has CAT HAIR all over it."

RH: "SO DO I!!!!!!"


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Can I have two slices, I want a sandwich!