Originally posted by smokey the elder
...would have:

Asked directions
Arrived on time
Help deliver the baby
Cleaned the stable
Made a casserole
Brought practical gifts

And there would be Peace on Earth.
The three wise men....

Walked around getting the lay of the land.
Arrived fashionably late.
Built the fire, to boil the water, to deliver the baby.
Took the animals out so the stable could be cleaned.
Picked up take-out couscous on the way in....

And everyone knows that men don't shop!!!!