ROTFLMAO! My mom just told me that paybacks are a bi$#%. She reminded me of something that I did. When I was 17, we were going to fly to Northern Canada. We were at an airport in Seattle and they were asking the usual questions like Did anyone ask you to bring anything on the plane...Do you have anything dangerous in your bag...etc... And I smiled and replied "Nothing but this bomb in my bag." Well, they didn't think it was to funny. My mom and I were put in a little room with some angry men and questioned. We missed our flight and got a huge lecture about how things like that aren't funny. This day and age, I would have spent some time in jail for that!