Yes the bar will be open tonight!

Sorry, didn't mean to jump into your area of expertise...

I heard this one years ago...

A soldier was looking thru a catalogue for a replacement zipper.
Unable to find the appropriate 'fix' for his problem, he approached his platoon leader and explained his problem...There is no zipper under the letter "Z".


The platoon leader explained to him that he wouldn't find it under "Z"- He's have better luck looking under "I".....



Interlocking Slide Fastener!
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coffee going.....

Short on coffee, High on Jamesons'!!

DONE!

Anyone else?