Remus should come see Mowgli for lessons. He's not confused. Both he and Zelda have been fixed and yet (much to Zelda's deep annoyance), Mowgli occasionally tries to - what's the most tactful way to put it? - have a friendly little fling.
Zelda - being the proper little princess that she is - smacks the snot out of the Mowg-monster every time he tries.
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