Donnie Darko

[guster girl]

Ok, here's the response of Donnie's to his friends talking about the, um....relationships between Smurfette and all the other Smurfs.

"First of all, Papa Smurf didn't create Smurfette. Gargamel did. She was sent in as Gargamel's evil spy with the intention of destroying the Smurf village, but the overwhelming goodness of the Smurf way of life transformed her. And as for the whole g**g-b**g scenario, it just couldn't happen. Smurfs are asexual. They don't even have reproductive organs under those little white pants. That's what's so illogical, you know, about being a Smurf. What's the point of living if you don't have a *?"

I put asterisks over certain words. Just because I figured, most adults will be able to figure it out. If not, you can pm me. I thought about this a lot before I posted it, and, I don't think it's too much for the dog house or anything. I'm sure that someone will disagree, but, I'll only delete it if Karen thinks it's too much. I don't think it is, but, I at least hope Karen agrees, as that part is one of my favorites in the movie.

And, he says it with such conviction, and, it's just such a funny part, because he has obviously put thought into this synopsis of the cartoon. Again, it's my personal attention that if that's not genius, it's pretty freakin' close. My sense of humor is slightly bent, though. But, I'm obviously not the only one who digs this film. If you haven't checked it out, try it! And, if you do, let me know what you thought. I always love discussing this movie, because it affects so many people in so many different ways, and, people see things others miss and interpret it in a lot of different ways. So, yeah, it's a cool movie.