Originally posted by Denyce
They just don't get the details.
Woman- Oh, Honey feed the cats before you leave!

Husband- I will sweetie- I love you to the ends of the planet, Have a Great day!

W- That's MY man......


Later.

Husband- Geez, I've folded the laundry, washed and waxed the car and cooked dinner, it's time to feed the cats..........let's see...
Whiskers wet food, Meow Mix, Purina One, Friskies.......

I'll just pour a little Friskies for the kids......change the water and rake thru the litter box..........

Much later.....

Woman -I'm home!!!

Man- Here let me give the woman of my life a huge kiss...mmmmmm.......

Woman - Well I see you cleaned up the house and shampooed the rug today.....

H- Anything for you!

W- Did you feed the cats?

H- Yeah, I poured them some Friskies..

W- WHY DID YOU DO THAT??????

Are you stupid??? THEY ONLY GET FRISKIES ON SUNDAY AFTERNOON..

H- But, you didn't.....

W- YOU NEVER FOLLOW INSTRUCTIONS......

H-But.......

W-HUH.....

(Woman throws up hands and storms out of room....)