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    Oh, Debbie! ROTFLOL!

    Me too! I've never been a girly girl. I was my father's shadow as a child, so I learned all the little boy things.

    Yes, I also caught a body part in the zipper of a leather vest in the 90's.

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    I think I've done everything on your list at one time or another... except for scratch myself. I did have a friend in college, how ever, that would often state, "My (insert female genitalia here) itches" and then... well... itch it. So, girls can do these things. Don't ask about the peeing in a bottle..,


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    Something tells me that I would be very wise to add absolutely NOTHING to this thread!

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    Originally posted by Cincy'sMom
    Not exactly the same, but how bout honking the car horn with a body part, when twisting around to reach something?!?
    Been there and done that too!
    I think that's something some women can do that men can't do.
    I certainly hope so anyway. If men can do that, it would be absolutely frightening!!!
    No matter what anyone does, someone some where will be offended some how!!!!
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    Originally posted by momoffuzzyfaces
    If men can do that, it would be absolutely frightening!!!
    Is right!

    I thought of another good one this morning while I was getting dressed, and now I can't remember it - drat!
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    what i noticed is that most guys are always grabbing their front end!
    i dont think girls could do that..lol

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    Originally posted by sammy101
    what i noticed is that most guys are always grabbing their front end!
    i dont think girls could do that..lol
    I think it's called "re-adjusting".
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    Originally posted by slick
    I think it's called "re-adjusting".
    No, it's called mal-adjusted!!!!
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    Originally posted by RICHARD
    No, it's called mal-adjusted!!!!
    lol,good word

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    Originally posted by gini
    Something tells me that I would be very wise to add absolutely NOTHING to this thread!
    Gini I absolutely agree

    Took me many years to get that wise but here I am

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    I've spent the last 1/2 hour LAUGHING while reading this thread... oh my goodness..
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    I feel as though this is the best thread I have come across in my time here on PT!!!!!!!!! I can't stop cracking up!!!!!
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    Re: Things that women can never do.

    Originally posted by RICHARD
    I was thinking about all the things that men can do and women can't..

    Fix any plumbing problem while exposing some rear end.
    That's the only way I can fix the plumbing

    Originally posted by RICHARD
    Stir creamer into their coffee with a writing utensil....

    Does stirring sugar in the tea count?

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