How dumb is that???

Here's a TRUE story about "What's In A Name"

I was working on the ambulance years ago and we got a call for a woman in labor. A rather LARGE African American woman, who weighed over 250 lbs. was in her third stage of labor. We were forced to pull the ambulance over to the side of the road and deliver her bouncing baby girl. After the birth, she began delivering the placenta. Still in pain she asked what was wrong and we told her the contractions were so that the placenta could be delivered.

You'll NEVER guess what she named her kid. PLACENTA LATICIA JONES!!!!!! I swear this is the God's honest truth. It's one of the most memorable stories of my 19 year ambulance career.