Ok so I just received this joke calle Boss' ego, that might put a smile on your face

Here it goes:

Noticing that her boss's fly was open, the embarrassed secretary told him,

"Your garage door is open."
The bewildered exec. didn't know what she meant until she pointed down.
He quickly zipped up and said, "I hope you didn't see my super deluxe Ferrari?"
"Nope." she replied. "Just an old pink Volkswagen with 2 flat tyres!!"