Originally posted by Tubby & Peanut's Mom
I think my brain is not working correctly today....I don't get most of these.....maybe because I've already:

Got body 'parts' caught in a zipper.

Tilted a bag of chips over my head to get the last ones and gotten crumbs in my eyes. I HATE it when that happens!

Well, maybe not the milk jug, but I've lifted plenty of <a href="cranberry%20juice" onmouseover="window.status='Cranberry Juice'; return true;" onmouseout="window.status=''; return true;">Cranberry Juice</a> jugs over my head for that late night drink.

Cursed traffic by stringing together curse words in new and imaginative ways. If you don't believe me, drive with me on my daily commute sometime.

Ok, I've never plucked a wedgie out in public.

Fix any plumbing problem while exposing some rear end....no, but I fixed a furnace problem in my bathrobe with nothing underneath and had the bathrobe fall open - does that count?

Gotten a manicure with a small <a href="swiss%20army%20knife" onmouseover="window.status='swiss army knife'; return true;" onmouseout="window.status=''; return true;">swiss army knife</a> - all the time, just ask Terry.

Maybe not for distance, but everytime we're out for a walk and we cross a bridge I have to spit into the water. Something my mother taught me, and my father taught her.

Stirred creamer into my coffee with a writing utensil....

And I'll add a few...

I've never peed in a bottle while driving, but I have peed standing up.

Haven't scratched myself in public, but sure wish I could have.

hmmmm....have to think on this for awhile and see if I can come up with anymore.....

Oh, and in case you're wondering, I have two brothers and no sisters so I wasn't raised to be a nice feminine girly girl....whew!
I'm with you T & P!