Ooo I have more!

People that take the handicapped spot when they don't have a permit

Spelling mistakes in advertisements/publications. I can understand someone misspelling words in everyday life, that's not a problem for me. But when you publish something, take the time to proofread!!

Bridezillas

At work - when I answer the phone and people just start ranting about something. Could you slow down and tell me WHO YOU ARE first? That way I could look up your account and actually help you?

Answering the phone with "Yello?" instead of "Hello" (my grandpa always did that).

People (Americans especially, I understand the Brits doing it) leaving the "h" silent in the following words:
history
historic
historian
historical
hysterical
heredity
habitual
herb
herbal
LEARN TO ASPIRATE. It's not that hard.

Men calling me "Sweetie" at work. I cannot express how much that makes me want to reach through the phone or across the counter and choke that person.

When famous people name their kid stupid names (Moon Unit, Denim, Seven, Apple, Fifi-Trixibelle, Camera, Rainbow, Pilot Inspektor - COME ON!)

Not using punctuation when you type. For example:
"like omg there was this guy n i was like omg u r so hott he said i wuz 2 we went 2 th store n there was this girl there she was totally stoopid n so we left n went 2 the movies then we watched a movie it was great then we went 2 my house n ate popcorn l8tr he went home n it was like so totally cool"
grrrrrr

Any time I ever mention that I was on my high school dance team & colorguard and therefore had to go to band camp with the band, I hear, "This one time, at band camp..." YOU'RE SO ORIGINAL!!! THAT'S SO FUNNY!!! WOW!! I'VE NEVER HEARD ANYONE SAY THAT BEFORE!!!