Originally posted by Edwina's Secretary
I'll take a Betty Ford any day!
SO....
I guess that leaves me with a....

Tricia Toyota!!


I came home one night tuned my T.V. in
my favorite show was about to begin
as I was scanning across the dial
I saw her read the news with delectable style
Then I was sure that within a while

I was Stuck
Stuck in a pagoda
with Tricia Toyota
I'm Stuck
We were watching Abe Vigoda
then every thing will be fine

Later that night we went for a drive
and I can say I never felt more alive
taking in the sights of old Tokyo
with Tricia by my side and money to blow
I knew then I never wanted to let her go

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Tricia Toyota is a real person. She was a newsanchor for CBS for years, here in the southland. She was a source of bitterness to my old girlfriend. I wanted to get a personalized license plate with "Tricia" on it for my new TOYOTA truck......

After a few days of fighting with the GF about "who is this Tricia??" I explained it to her, when she agreed, I gave up.....