I love all of the quotes posted so far. I'm a total Simpsons junkie and cracked up at each one of these. I admit, the newer ones just aren't the same but I never get tired of he first 6 (or maybe more ) seasons. Family Guy is a great show too but I don't get the channel for it anymore. Argh.

Homer:

"God bless those Pagans."

"I saw this in a movie about a bus that had to speed around a city, keeping its speed over 50, and if its speed changed, it would explode! I think it was called, 'The Bus That Couldn't Slow Down.'"

"I want to share something with you - three sentences that will get you through life:
Number one: 'cover for me.'
Number two: 'Oh, good idea, boss.'
Number three: 'It was like that when I got here.'"

"Now remember, if you ever get into trouble at work, blame the guy that can't speak English. Ahh Teebor, how many times have you saved my butt!"

"Step aside everyone! Sensitive love letters are my specialty. 'Dear baby, Welcome to Dumpsville. Population: You.'"

Bart: "You mean it ain't be noggin, it's me peepers?"

Ralph: "Why do people run from me?" *wets pants*

I could go on and on and on..