This is my all time favorite quote from The Simpsons. If you saw the whole episode, it was absolutely hilarious. It had me rolling on the floor in tears!!!

Homer : Kids, Kids! I'm not gonna die! That only happens to bad people!
Bart : What about Abraham Lincoln?
Homer : Err...He sold poisoned milk to school children.
Marge : Homer!
Homer : Hey, I'm just trying to make it easier on them.


The Family Guy rocks!! Stewie and Brian crack me up. This is my favorite quote, where Brian the dog is trying to talk to a Spanish-speaking bellboy:

Brian: Hola, me llamo es Brian...Nosotros caramos ir condustedes...uhhhh...
Bellboy: Hey, that was pretty good, except when you said "me llamo es Brian," you don't need the "es," just me llamo Brian.
Brian: Oh, oh, you speak English?
Bellboy: (sighs) No, just that first speech and this one explaining it.
Brian: You...you're kidding me, right?
Bellboy: Que?