Oh Gary, i'm sorry, but that made me laugh.

Jazzcat, i'm sorry I have no advice as I have never had any of my male cats spray and I hope and pray they never do. Looks like you've gotten some sound advice from the others.

I just want to send you my support and hope and pray that Ripley stops his spraying very soon.

(((((HUGS))))) to you as I could only imagine what you must be going through with this.