If Eddie is anything like Andy he probably being fast and furiously grooming himself after you detached him from the window screen. That is how Andy deflects the embarrassment from some of the silly plights he gets himself into. It is cat body language for "I have no idea what you are talking about. I have more important pressing things at the moment like keeping my fur luxurious and squeaky clean."

I think you should make a little sign for your home - *Watch Cat On Duty!* Great story Richard. I could picture it all in my mind's eye as I read along!