Da KAT-alarm goes *off* whenebber he gets HUNgree ~

Usually bout DARK:thirty - LOOOONG before Dad has da Buzzer-clock set fur!

Wouldn't be so bad - IFFIN da dumm Kat could get offa BigBed
headboard/book case thingy wiff a lil bit of *Grace & Finesse*!

But Klumzie da Kat alluz has ta *jump* ON sumbuddie -
usually Dad; but he's not too fussie - a Dawg will do!

Half-TON KAT landin on ya tends ta wake up the Soundest Sleeperz!

An then there's the occasional Alarm "Malfunction" ~
Dat's when Klumzie da Kat rolls over an *FALLS* OFFA
da headboard/book case thingy!

Sleepie KAT landin on Sleepie Dad's HEAD makes fur sum REAL
*excitement* onna BigBed!!