Here are some cute ones I found the other day that I had never heard before,

"No matter how dirty it looks to you it's just cool refreshing water to your dog" - Marc Christophe

"Anyone who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog" - Franklin P. Jones

If you don't own a dog, at least one, there is not necessarily anything wrong with you, but there may be something wrong with your life. - Roger Caras