Here's one for you:

A cat was given up to a shelter because it kept sitting on the owners car.

I saw that when I got Bob. That has to be the worst excuse I have ever seen. I guess it was good that she was there because the owner had to be a complete moron. I guess he was too stupid to keep the kitty out of the garage. Some people are just too dumb to live in my opinion.

We almost took her just because of that, but she had to be the only kitty and we were planning on getting another.

As a follow up, I understand from the shelter that she was adopted by a nice family and is very happy now.