lol I my dad sent me this expet it was a litlle differnt but nearly the same answers.. anyway this one is my fav.

Abraham Lincoln became America's greatest Precedent. Lincoln's
Mother died in infancy, and he was born in a log cabin which he
built with his own hands... Abraham Lincoln freed the slaves by
signing the Emasculation Proclamation.

lol um ya he was born in a log cabin which he built with his own hands.... umm when? lol and he freed slave by signing the emasculation proclamation?

I also love this one :

On the night of April 14, 1865, Lincoln went to the theater and
got shot in his seat by one of the actors in a moving picture
show. They believe the assinator was John Wilkes Booth, a
supposingly insane actor. This ruined Booth's career.

ya lol an acter jumped out of the movie screen shot him in the seat. and killing the presdent ruined the acters career... no kidding. lol