How completely RUDE! Gosh you are in a bad situation of needing them so much while wanting to tell them to take a leap off the highest rooftop! Is there anything that he loves that you could find a way to destory? bwahahaha. "Hmmm, your priceless car seems to have a huge scratch down the side of it!" Just kidding! But doesn't it feel good to just think about making him feel bad for a moment?