hahaha you sound like me catnapper I order everything special, I order a teenburger I say ONLY bacon, lettus, cheese, and tomato. when I go with my friends and we both order a teen, the cashier often says(points to mine)"this is the one with hardly anything on it" lol if I order I cheeseburger I order it plain, as in bottom half of bun, pattie, cheese,top half of bun. lol well you get the picture.