A three-year-old went with his dad to see a litter of kittens. On
returning home, he breathlessly informed his mother there were two boy
kittens and two girl kittens. "How did you know?" his mother asked.
"Daddy picked them up and looked underneath," he replied. "I think it's

printed on the bottom."

*****
Another three-year old put his shoes on by himself. His mother noticed
the left was on the right foot. She said, "Son, your shoes are on the
wrong feet." He looked up at her with a raised brow and said, "Don't
kid
me, Mom. I KNOW they're my feet."

*****
On the first day of school, the Kindergarten teacher said, "If anyone
has to go to the bathroom, hold up two fingers." A little voice from
the
back of the room asked, "How will that help?"

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A mother and her young son returned from the grocery store and began
putting away the groceries. The boy opened the box of animal crackers
and spread them all over the table. "What are you doing?" his mother
asked. "The box says you can't eat them if the seal is broken," the boy

explained. "I'm looking for the seal."

*****
Can people predict the future with cards? My mother can. Really? Yes,
she takes one look at my report card and tells me what will happen when

my father gets home.

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A father was reading Bible stories to his young son. He read, "The man
named Lot was warned to take his wife and flee out of the city, but his

wife looked back and was turned to salt." His son asked, "What happened

to the flea?"

*****
A four-year-old girl was learning to say the Lord's Prayer. She was
reciting it all by herself without help from her mother. She said, "And

lead us not into temptation, but deliver us some e-mail. AMEN."