Good ones Willie! Ya can't beat kid humor
Here are some that I like:

Kids' Letters to God:

Dear GOD,
Instead of letting people die and having to make new ones,
why don't You just keep the ones You have? - Jane

Dear GOD,
Maybe Cain and Abel would not kill each other so much if
they had their own rooms. It works with my brother. - Larry

Dear GOD,
If You watch me in church on Sunday, I'll show You
my new shoes. - Mickey

Dear GOD,
I bet it is very hard for You to love all of
everybody in the whole world. There are
only 4 people in our family and I can never do it. - Nan

Dear GOD,
In school they told us what You do. Who does it
when You are on vacation? - Jane

Dear GOD,
I read the Bible. What does "begat" mean? Nobody
will tell me. Love, Alison

Dear GOD,
Are You really invisible or is it just a trick? - Lucy

Dear GOD,
Is it true my father won't get in Heaven if he uses his
bowling words in the house? - Anita

Dear GOD,
Did You mean for the giraffe to look like that or was it an
accident? - Norma

Dear GOD,
Who draws the lines around the countries? - Nan

Dear GOD,
I went to this wedding and they kissed right in
church. Is that okay? - Neil

Dear GOD,
What does it mean You are a Jealous God?
I thought You had everything. - Jane

Dear GOD,
Did You really mean "do unto others as they do unto you"?
Because if You did, then I'm going to fix my brother. - Darla

Dear GOD,
Thank you for the baby brother, but what I prayed for was
a puppy. - Joyce

Dear GOD,
It rained for our whole vacation and is my father mad!
He said some things about You that people are not
supposed to say, but I hope You will not hurt him anyway. Your
friend, (But I am not going to tell You who I am)

Dear GOD,
Why is Sunday school on Sunday? I thought it was supposed
to be our day of rest. - Tom L.

Dear GOD,
Please send me a pony. I never asked for anything before.
You can look it up. - Bruce

Dear GOD,
If we come back as something else, please don't
let me be Mary Horton - because I hate her. - Denise

Dear GOD,
If you give me a genie like Aladdin, I will give You anything
You want, except my money or my chess set. - Raphael

Dear GOD,
I want to be just like my Daddy when I get big but not with
so much hair all over. - Sam

Dear GOD,
You don't have to worry about me. I always look
both ways. - Dean

Dear GOD,
I think the stapler is one of your greatest
inventions. - Ruth M.
Dear GOD,
I think about You sometimes even when I'm not praying - Elliott

Dear GOD,
Of all the people who work for You I like Noah and
David the best. - Rob

Dear GOD,
My brother told me about being born but it doesn't sound
right. They're just kidding, aren't they? - Marsha

Dear GOD,
I would like to live 900 years like the guy in the Bible. - Love, Chris

Dear GOD,
We read Thomas Edison made light. But in Sunday school
they said You did it So I bet he stole your idea. - Sincerely, Donna

Dear GOD,
The bad people laughed at Noah - "You made an ark on dry
land, you fool." But he was smart, he stuck with You.
That's what I would do. - Eddie

Dear GOD,
I do not think anybody could be a better GOD. Well, I just
want You to know but I am not just saying that
because You are GOD already. - Charles

Dear GOD,
I didn't think orange went with purple until I saw the sunset
You made on Tuesday. That was cool. - Eugene