Originally posted by Kfamr
I know (from eatting them myself) that
Phred makes AWESOME chocolate chip cookies.
You may want to ask him for his "secret"


We kant help ya...

Ebery nite affore we go to a Gathurin,
Dad startz *fussin* inna kitchin...

Alluz sez ta us >
"OUTTA da kitchin!
Me an Betty Crocker are gonna be *bizzie* fur a while..."

WHO'z Betty????
Duz she come ober inna lil baggiez??

Dad alluz *mumbelz* Dat'z not enuff -
an pourz in summore "oil" or "shortnin"
- sez it mixez up *eezier*.
Alluz "addz" a *pinch* a stuff called Brown Suger, too.

Den he alluz opinz up da EXTREE Chawka-Chippy bag -
pourz in so mennie Chawka-Chipz da "batter" hardlee eben
*stickz* tagether!

KAT alluz helpz *MIX* da stuff -
Sitz onna tabul an triez ta *chaze* da Chawklit-Chipz
rattlin round inna bowl.

Our "cookiez" are more like Chawklit BARz!