[QUOTE]Originally posted by lizbud
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Originally posted by RICHARD



Hey, tell me about it

Have you ever been hit right in the center of your back ?
Yes and caught them on the hip, too....

But, my proudest moment is taking one off the top of my head.


Where I worked the restroom was a closet sized room.
The door was in front of the seat. I finished my business and as i stood I lost my balance and fell forward. I door was so close I didn't have time to get my hands up to break my fall

The knob hit me square on top of the head. I bounced off and landed back on the potty. The room went dark for about 30 seconds and I sat there, stunned, for about 5 minutes.

I was thankful that I did not lose consciousness, I was worried about someone finally opening up the door and finding me there, on the ground, with my pants at half mast.

Only in my world.