I think you should bake him a big platter of cookies, and take over some giant helium balloons that say "THANKS!". Of course, make sure they are both there at the time. 
And, if I were you, I'd invest in a six foot wooden privacy fence running the entire length of your property, where it border these neighbors property. I'd take out a loan if I had to, but I would definately be building the tallest fence the zoning regulations would allow. Incidents like this one are funny, sure ... but in all seriousness, this woman sounds like MAJOR trouble just waiting to happen. You're frankly lucky it hasn't happened yet. People with an ax to grind and too much time on their hands are very dangerous people indeed. My mom always says, "Good fences make good neighbors."
Last edited by Twisterdog; 05-06-2004 at 11:40 PM.
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