My darling Eddie!! I am distraught, DISTRAUGHT that I missed your special day. Meowmie's PC may have suffered total hard disc failure, but that really is no excuse. She should have had a proper disaster recovery plan in place, then I would not have missed seeing you on your special day.

I understand too, that the daily Glasgow – Chicago flight has just been restored. Perhaps, if the Lady Edwina had allowed, I could have come to congratulate you in the fur! Oh what joy that would have been.

Thank you for letting us see the photograph of your picnic. It looks as if you all had a wonderful time!

Yours always

Samantha x